#pfffffttt

[killerpancakeburger]

Lucanis: Next time I'll make you coffee

Neve: Is that sweet or an attempt to save me from myself?

Lucanis: Let's say both

Me: Really? In front of my metaphorical salad?

No but for real why am I forced to watch those two flirt while my Rook gets crumbs of romance?

[officerjennie]

Hey, missed self-promo Sunday, so here’s what I’m hyping up today instead!

-announcer voice- 

Some have called it drivel. Some as in One Lonely Anon, who got sad because it “turned them off” in under 10 words and their wank session was ruined. Others have called it “short, but sweet”; “ astonishingly well done”; and “so sweet!!”

I call it

Ace Fucking

no I actually called it Switching it up and think it was a fun and sweet look into ace!Eskel’s relationship with sex, as well as his and Geralt’s relationship ^^ It was my first time writing Eskel and therefore my first time writing something Geskel, and I think it turned out quite nice! 

[btsswift]

lmao. king henry and queen catherine literally being partners in crime

[lcbotomy]

@americanalien​ continued from

“Aw come on! My uh...species needs smokin’ to survive!”

[vanities-redemption]

  “Why are all old people insane??” Really, he’s just referring to Xehanort, Eraqus, and Yen Sid.

[misxnderstccd]

Wondering what its like to touch Albus’ wand.

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

Me, cooking: recipes are just suggestions.

My mum, crying as the smell of burning permeates the room: they really really aren’t, why are you like this

[seenashwrite]

@lipstickandwhiskey replied to your post “Castiel’s Brownies”

I'm gonna need the recipe, Nash.

I can, but be prepared, it’s rather large.....

😁