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dropped by the farmers stand but none of my favorite fruits were ripe. rest in peaches.

#did i make this post just to make this pun?#pffft no #i also wanted to contribute to the cottagecore community because im a jerk who never takes pictures of the farms im around #cottagecore #me post

So I have stretched ears, and I’ve had fun just sticking tunnels inside bigger tunnels and basically making the coolest plugs.

#they'll fall out but do i care?#pffft no #unrelated #personal

Brain: You can go to bed when your post about OCD has seven notes.

Me: ...oh my God.

#PFFFT NO #also this usually isn't even my thing and just kind of a limp suggestion but still lol #actuallyocd

I literally clock myself, trying to see how long I can last in a conversation with someone without bringing up Sherlock

#am i obsessed?#PFFFT NO #or well YES I FUCKING AM #there's no turning back #bbc sherlock #sherlock #life situations #i say stuff #don't mind me rambling

HNNNGHHHH!

Two weeks. Two long weeks until happiness!

#I can't wait #...totally not rushing my costume #Pffft no

"Bright Eyes.. Why the fuck am I covered in glitter and smell like a whore house?" Cobra x Lucy

“He lies,” Loke interrupted before Lucy could respond the visiting mage’s crass question. “Whore houses don’t smell anything like this - trust me.”

Lucy and Cobra alike stared at the lion spirit as he nonchalantly returned to repairing the decoration Cobra had accidentally walked right into. When it became clear that Loke had no intention of clarifying how he did indeed know this (though the good money was on first-hand experience), Cobra shook his head - both in an attempt to rid himself of whatever was going on in Loke’s head as it was to rid his own of the offending glitter.

Unfortunately, the glue also stuck in the maroon strands wasn’t having any of it.

“Fuck - I’m going to use the damn shower,” Cobra grumbled, stalking off. “How about next time, you tell the demon-woman to put those… things… in places people won’t fucking walk into them!”

“How about you announce when you plan to show up at the guild!” Lucy called after him, no longer intimidated in the slightest by the man (who was technically still a fugitive.)

Loke watched the exchange with interest from his perch on the step stool. Should he be worried about Cobra possibly pursuing his beloved savior? He wouldn’t blame him, honestly, if he was. It meant he had excellent taste.

“You’re delusional!” Cobra shouted from the shower room.

Misunderstanding, Lucy screeched back, “I am not!”

Yeah. Definitely competition.

#is this nana #or gem #or lady #did you think this was gonna be dirty?#pffft no #cobra/erik #lucy heartfilia #cobra #fairy tail #ft #fanfiction asks #Anonymous #dragon did a request thing

well.

that show happened.

uh.

oh boy.

#do i think kilgrave is gonna stay dead?#pffft no #i mean if he does whatever but #gosh darn that was a great villain #....and not just because dt played him shhhhhhhhh #jj spoilers #watches jessica jones #despite only having seen only a bit of daredevil i am a bit disappointed matt or froggy didn't show up :P

showmaxter started following you

*happy dances*

#;ooc #wait what #was that me being lame??#pffft no #yes