#pfft--

[ilia-malinins-hair-stylist]

So, I tend bar...I'm wearing a Blackhawks hoodie tonight...got this woman in here from out of town, who is an obvious STL fan, and she's SO GODDAMN RUDE. 😂😂 Like, every time I've had to interact with her, she's SO SALTY!

[strawberrycartt]

It...was me. Sorry not sorry Mammon.

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M: But that doesn't count!

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[yewbowed-blog]

let’s not kill hektor okay. he would like to keep his hunky bara alive, thank you.

[von-eldritch]

"PFFT- oh my god, babe, you did, like, so~oo bad~"

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[von-eldritch]

@morningful replied to your post “"I'm just saying, my parents are awfully close to...”:

Lucifer sweating in the bg.

"It's cool, I taught your daughter how to kiss with tongue so I figure we're even."

[spam-1997]

Anonymous​ sent: ​ ❝ You and puppy get a cookie, we're proud of you for taking that step man. ❞

⇨  “ * ... YKNOW? I’M GLAD I SAID SOMETHING. ”   Despite this somber tone he proceeds to eat the cookie precisely the same way as the dog does, hands neatly folded and unused.

[lunanolupus-blog]

                                            ❛    UGH   ,   why’s   it   so   hot   ...   ?     ❜    walking   through   a   busy   street    ,   the   boy   stops   to   fan   himself   with   his   hand.   the   bustle   of   the   city   was   enough   to   make   his   world   spin   out   of   control.   how   many   noises   ,   scents   ,   &   bright   lights   had   HIT   HIM   all   at   once   ;   hands   reaching   to   cover   his   eyes.   HIDING   himself   away   from   it   all.   taking   a   single   step   ,   his   elbow   collides   with   something   hard   ,   hugo   peeking   out   from   behind   his   hands   catch   eyes   with   another. 

                           ❛    OOPS   !!   i’m   sorry   ,   i   -------   i   didn’t   see   you   ----   i   guess   that’s   cause   i   was   covering   my   eyes   ,   though   ....   u-uhm   ,   the   city   is   very   loud   ...     ❜

// @queenbyytch

[wizardrine-blog]

'     of  course,   my  lady!                             it’s  only   befitting   of  a  man   to   assist    a    lovely   young   woman  in  need.      why,   if   i   don’t,    i   should  hardly   be  considered   a   man   at  all.      ❜     UP   IT  WENT!     the  drawbridge  and  it’s   creaking   wood,    lifted   by   nothing  but   quick   chanting  of  words.   simple,   really.     a   fool   could  have  done   it,    and   had,    in    fact.          '    there,   now.    better?           ❜ 

                     ☆ *  sc.     ─       @bandicuute