#pg369

[jamabushi]

[macklives]

i wonder how far these “one-upmanships” go bc these two seem to have been going at it for years

mom probably birthed rose and the moment rose took her first breath, she was already signing off her birth certificate as to indirectly tell mom “not today you wont”

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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But part of dat shiznit was touchin tha floor, so yo' mutha was kind enough ta lift tha lower portion of tha document wit a velvet pillow.

> Rose: Attach a W ta grill as a gangbangin' fake moustache.