this must be such a shocker to john lmfao
this DRAMATIC FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD
only dads have multiple replicas of the exact same shoes
ngl, it does have a ‘business’ theme, so thats something. my dads room legit just has a bed, a wardrobe and maybe a small bookshelf as a side desk. but thats stretching it for him.
if you look close enough, his shirt is winking at you
now THATs a dad thing
i really wonder what he does for a living
john aint having it apparently, maybe hes the one having a crisis
nah, he keeps that shit for his office
not really honestly, i kind of expected this or the cirque de soleil
aw man, he has a photo of john on his bedside table
thats cute
who the fuck knows
hes just having the time of his life, isnt he
man im surprised john has NEVER been in his room. i was always that kid who slowly crept up to my parents room to tell them i peed the bed again
