toxic-cloud’s fanfiction prompts
1. “since when did it become a chore to love you”
2. “our song”
3. “help… I did it again”
4. “how drunk was I?”
5. “I can’t always think of witty comebacks”
6. “fuck you scared me!”
7. “so.. I have some news”
8. “We lost the baby”
9. “Honey please don’t touch that”
10. “we really need to stop picking up stray animals..”
11. “please don’t leave”
12. “just admit, I’m right”
13. “hey! you got flour all over me you douche bag!”
14. “stop working so damn hard”
15. “was that your first kiss?”
16. “are you doing this to make me pay attention to you?”
17. “what’s the matter, sweetie?”
18. “welcome to fatherhood”
19. “I haven’t slept in ages”
20. “you’re a nerd”
21. “does he know about the baby?”
22. “you’re not allowed to fall asleep mister”
23. “I’m not buying IKEA furniture again”
24. “I had another nightmare”
25. “How could you forget your own son’s birthday?”
26. “quit wining and make me some pancakes”
27. “I’m not jealous”
28. “stay the night, please”
29. “don’t ask me that”
30. “uh.. why is there fake blood all over the floor?”
31. “shut up and kiss me”
32. “it’s you.. it’s always been you”
33. “did you really just insult Sherlock in front of me?”
34. “I picked up the wrong cake”
35. “what have I told you about the toilet seat?”
36. “I vote today to be a pyjama day”
37. “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle”
38. “Quick, make a wish, it’s 11:11”
39. “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”
40. “You’re like 5 feet tall, how are you gonna reach me shortie?”
41. “The whole street is blocked off, the police won’t tell me anything”
42. “well if it wasn’t you, who ate the last pizza slice?”
43. “There’s nothing wrong with wanting a video game-themed wedding”
44. “shh she’s sleeping”
45. “are you wearing my shirt?”
46. “why would you want to marry me?”
47. “mummy, daddy, I had a bad dream”
48. “aren’t the stars so beautiful?”
49. “You’re going to make me late again”
50. “You need to see a doctor”
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Rules
sup peeps so recently I’ve been obsessing over @phanncy ‘s fanfiction and the prompts that she uses so I decided to do something similar!
Simply inbox me with the number/numbers that you want and if you like, specify either Dan or Phil!
I want to do as many of these as possible so get asking!!















