#phandom why

[distressedmoonchild]

If Dan and Phil adopted a baby

Baby: A-a

Phil: what are you saying? Abricot? AmazingPhil?

Baby: A month without uploading he comes back with a tag, that no one even tagged him in he’s not a challenge to drag. So prepare for an attack—-

Phil: DAAAAAN!!!

[phantastic-phantrashcan-blog]

The moment you’re panicing because all the fict you read aren’t fluffy enough to help get your mind away from the cherry, hat, skin and milk fics you just read and you’re almost ashamed to be in the phandom

[elecocochoco]

So by far Rosie is: - a random friend of Dan and Phil - a manager/producer/srs bsnss woman - Phil’s secret girlfriend (loud laughters in the distance) - Dan’s secret identity - Rosie from Rose and Rosie - an alien in the shape of a brunette girl come to us to rule the world Call Mulder and Scully, the case goes on...

[i-am-loki-so-bow-down-bitches]

WHY

Dan can play piano why tf do we not talk about this more?? ....I bet he plays for Phil all the time...

[elecocochoco]

Srsly guys of all hashtags why is  #happybirthdaysweatypubenugget trending JFC WHAT IS THIS PHANDOM oh my god It’s endless pain and bliss

[gavinopricey]

My dash is a safe haven. No hate, equality for everyone *throws flowers*

  The immediate tags that I look at are not as safe, but still within the realm of HAPPYHAPPY TIMES :D

  And then there are the those tags. They are volatile and dangerous and honestly a surprise everytime you open them because you can find hate or love or weirdo pictures or everyone screaming at each other (or all of these at the same time). It's such a stark contrast between these tags and my dash that I just want to floatmy dash out into the middle of the ocean where everything is happy and calm and the only thing we cry about is TV finales and the only hate we give is to bigots.

[auraofburqa]

I was in school today and I was on tumblr on my iPod whilst waiting outside to go into class, and I was reading about a Danest fanfic and because I've been on here for a while, I don't think It's weird/creepy, just funny, I don't realize how mentally disturbing It must be to people who don't go on the internet, but one a cretin came up to me and asked me what I was doing, I told her It was nothing but then she just took my iPod off of me and starting reading the Danest fic, omg I swear to god she turned around and said to me;

"Do you go to a therapist?" with a dead concerned look on her face.

I burst out laughing and she went to the back of the line. I scared her off.xoxoxo