mr. phag

free palestine ✯ he/they, 24, black ✯MINORS DNI ✯ mainly dnp ✯ trying to find out how to draw by myself since 2024 ✯ art tag: #art by h

[dansasterology]

another banging dan equivalent from phil thank you mr. president

[crunchi-yuriful]

happy pride month to dan howell. dan howell, who grew up terrified for who he was, who still fell in love with a boy on the internet and still chased that boy. happy pride month to dan howell, who clawed his way out of self hatred and internalized homophobia. happy pride month to dan howell, who released BIG and inspired thousands of young queer people to love freely. happy pride month to dan howell, who had the courage to come on the internet with the love of his life and say “actually, it’s been gay the whole time.” happy pride month to dan howell who worked every day of his life to get where he is today. happy pride month, dan howell. i hope it treats you well.

[dansasterology]

feeling some sort of hungover from yesterday’s phod ep ngl. dan talking abt pride being terrifying for most of his life and mourning the gay teenager experience kinda hitting a bit too hard

[ahappydnp]

i'm so hung up on the pushing beds together thing. getting twin rooms to try and avoid being clocked at youtube events while other youtubers were out there making a huge joke out of them (when dnp were part of the reason those bitches could even have youtube As A Job) on some real "may god dan and phil forgive you because i won't" shit rn.

once again blown away that it didn't tear them apart. what do you mean you spent all night hyper aware that your peers were hoping to catch you two with your guards down for content but the second you were safe you clung to each other for dear life. god.

[dansasterology]

i know there is so much more to dnp (and life in general) than appearances, but i'll be damned if they don't get objectively hotter by the day

no bc you’re right and you should say it. they’ve always been hot in a ridiculous level but it’s getting extreme. what are they even doing.

[dansasterology]

today on Moments I Get Disappointed In Myself For Getting Horny Bc Dick And Penis Did Something Ironically and Sarcastically Sexy And It Unironically And Non Sarcastically Did It For Me

like. i have so much to say but i’ll just let everyone know that i know. it is unfortunate.

[dansasterology]

when they said “do it for me” i fully had to pause and take deep breaths can they pls not. Please.

[dansasterology]

have you seen the ending phatreon segment from today where they try and do sexy voices

i just need to know your reaction specifically because you have the most real and valid thoughts

i havent yet and you just filled me with existencial dread. they do what now.

[dansasterology]

oh no

[dansasterology]

my stomach fucking dropped

[dansasterology]

holy fucking shit bro

[dansasterology]

dan and phil just called me hot again (i'm brazilian and clinically depressed)

[dansasterology]

i'm sorry i thought this was a comedy podcast and not my life story being told by two hot twinks can u stfu <3

[dansasterology]

what a way to call him your dream guy daniel

[dansasterology]

have you seen the ending phatreon segment from today where they try and do sexy voices

i just need to know your reaction specifically because you have the most real and valid thoughts

i havent yet and you just filled me with existencial dread. they do what now.

[dansasterology]

did dan and phil just say they kiss on the mouth all the time or is my brain actively spilling out of my ears

[dansasterology]

stop why does he look like such a good pup :(

[dansasterology]

bro i cant wait for the moment i’ll sit on my chair with my hair washed incense lit and male phodcast on this is so sick. it’s like six hours from now 💔