Meghan Markle is a Global Thorn on the butt of Humanity
Please forgive my clumsy wording, but does anyone else remember this prediction:
After the 2019 NYC "shower," an online anon predicted that any so-called children would always remain hidden to better support MEgain's enterprising grifts. At the time, anon suggested that The Meghans children would be like phantom kids who morph into whatever and whomever she needs them to be. 😬🤔-GRITS Gal
In 2025:
big then small then giant then tiny
flaming red hair, orange hair, brown hair
ignorant about how to identify a lunchbox and also invented 'lunchbox notes'
sends preschoolers to school with cold Martha Stewart's one pot spaghetti, calls them left over "noodles"
after only 1 night in Paris, she opted to hurt the environment with a day trip to CA to "see my babies"
babies are suddenly mature enough to sit around the dinner table discussing roses & thorns (popularized in the press by the Obama's while raising ELEMENTARY school aged students while in the White House)
Suddely MM is obsessed with speaking about her favorite ROSES. This after both she & Harry tried to burn down 2 innocent families over her diabolical lie. She is a global thorn on the butt of humanity.
Princess Catherine made international headlines with the Royal Horticultural Society initiative 'Catherine's ROSE' (shipped out this month). A newly cultivated rose symbolizing beauty, gratitude, generosity, healing, strength, recovery, nature, resilience, survivorship, charity, and hope. Coral pink floraunda & sensory fragrance of Turkish delight and mango. "Each rose sold will help build a world class clinical training program...prehabiliaton and rehabilitation. " Dame Calli Palmer
Pippa, the princess of hospitality, gave birth to a beautiful baby and named her ROSE
'The Prove It Game' rolls on...
mommy blogger pretending
parents call b.s.
[meme credit to Saint Markle Reddit Member]
'First Lady Botherer'-South Park
Search Engine Optimization: The Obama's
Meghan Markle has done everything in her power to link herself to the Obama's since she met Harry. In preparation for the 2020 megxit, she encouraged Harry to interview Barack Obama in December of 2017--- two (2) months after the engagement.
MeMe's brain broke when Amal Clooney partnered with the Obama Foundation's Girls Opportunity Alliance (Clooney Foundation for Justice). "The collaboration focuses on providing resources, legal aid, and funding to girls' education and empowerment initiatives, particularly in regions like Malawi. Michelle Obama's Girls Opportunity Alliance, the Clooney Foundation for Justice, and the Gates Foundation joined forces to address the root causes of child marriage and advance girls' education."
Emma Grede recently became a member of the Obama Foundation Board of Directors
Netflix: First look deal "just like the Obama's"
World Central Kitchen Cookbook: linked her recipe to former FLOTUS Michelle Obama
Security: chris sanchez worked secret service detail for Bush & Obama. markle only feeds the press "obama"
NYC Staffer: obama (volunteer) campaigner for reelection
PR Consultant: $100,000-$325,0000 Archewell paid to advisors for both Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton. According to the tax returns for Archewell, Prince Harry and Meghan’s charitable endeavour, it paid £89,000 to Ms Melyveld’s company KMLSA LLC in 2021. "In 2021 Meghan’s political activities included cold-calling US senators on their personal phones to press them over a law for paid family leave." Katie McCormick Lelyved MO's press secretary 2007-2011
Megxit: the Obama's are advising us
British Vogue: we ate lunch together
I give Michelle Obama a lot of credit for firmly shutting down pathological liar Meghan Markle when she told the press the Obama's were involved in megxit. No one, aside from Flamingo Estate, has BOLDLY shut her down as effectively as the former FLOTUS, MO. Here's how she did it:
1) only met her 1x when she "popped backstage" (gatecrashed) the London book tour
2) british vogue interview questions were answered ELECTRONICALLY, not over Mexican food
3) we're on family vacation & can't be disturbed
4) oh and wills & kate are our best buddies
Watch THIS Space 👀
"The Obamas play a game called roses and thorns, where the girls talk about the good things that happened to them that day and the bad things – a device that gets them to "open up." (I need to try that tactic at my dinner table!) One night, Malia, after hearing about some of her father's challenges, remarked that he had a "very thorny job!"-press report
[I actually think Malia said, "you sure do have some very thorny days."]
"Rose, Thorn, and Bud"
Define the terms:
Explain that:
Rose: The best part of your day.
Thorn: A disappointing or difficult part of your day.
Bud: Something you are looking forward to.
Share as a family:
During a meal or before bed, each person takes turns sharing their rose, thorn, and bud.
Ask specific questions:
To get more detailed answers, try asking about a specific part of the day. For example, "What was your rose from school today?" or "Can you share your rose, thorn, and bud from the playground?".
Encourage reflection:
This game can be a great way to help your child think about their experiences, build emotional awareness, and practice gratitude.
Benefits for children
Encourages communication:
It provides a structured way for children to talk about their day, both the good and the bad, in a safe and low-pressure environment.
Builds empathy:
Listening to your child's "thorns" and "buds" helps them develop empathy for others, and it shows them that you are interested in their feelings.
Promotes mindfulness:
The activity encourages children to reflect on their day and be present in the moment, which is a valuable life skill.
At the request of one of my readers, here is the rough timeline of events up until Chapter V. A Practice of Obedience.
DISCLAIMER: This is a rough timeline meaning that events will not always cleanly match up to one another. This timeline also does not contain any dates because time is a human construct that I loathe; events are listed roughly in order and in approximation to how far into the past they are from the Present Timeline. I did not include all the details in this timeline because a lot of those are spoilers, and I cannot guarantee that I will constantly update this.
That being said: spoilers for the first five chapters (and first interlude) of Phantom Children: Redux are under the cut
The Foundations:
(Batfam ages were calculated using this article and some artistic license)
Talia and Bruce’s Romance: Batman works with Ra’s al Ghul to apprehend criminal Quayin. He meets and falls in love with Talia al Ghul and conceives Danny, but is led to believe the child died in a miscarriage by Talia.
Danny is 0, Bruce is 25, Dick is 7, Jason is 2, Tim is 0
Robin’s Debut: The Flying Graysons are killed by Tony Zuco and leaves an orphaned Dick Grayson. Influenced by his own experience and still feeling the echoes of his lost child, Bruce adopts Dick. Dick becomes Robin two years later, much to Bruce’s chagrin.
Danny is 1-2, Bruce is 25-26 and 27-28 at Robin’s debut, Dick is 8 and debuts as Robin at 10
Damian is Born: Talia seduces/drugs Bruce and conceives Damian to be the perfect heir
Danny is 6, Bruce is 30, Dick is 13, Jason is 8, and Damian is 0
The Second Robin: Dick outgrows the role of Robin and strikes out on his own as Nightwing (has a falling out with Batman). Bruce adopts Jason, a boy who tried to steal Batman’s tires and reluctantly trains him to be Robin.
Danny is 10, Bruce is 34, Dick is 17, Jason is 12, Damian is 4
Death of Jason Todd: Jason dies at the hands of the joker. Batman spirals into depression
Danny is 13, Bruce is 37, Dick is 20, Jason is 15, Damian is 7
Resurrection of Jason Todd: Jason is resurrected 6 months after his death and is taken in by Talia al Ghul
Danny is 13, Bruce is 37, Dick is 20, Jason is 15 (16 when taken in by the League), Tim is 13
The Third Robin: Tim Drake decides to take up the mantle of Robin
Danny is 13, Bruce is 37, Dick is 20, Tim is 13, Jason is 15, Damian is 7
Birth of Phantom: Danny dies in the ghost portal and becomes Phantom
Danny is 14, Bruce is 38, Dick is 21, Tim is 14, Jason is 16, Damian is 8
Nasty Burger explosion: kills Fentons, Sam, Tucker, Lancer, + other customers. Danny is approached by Dusan al Ghul to go to Nanda Parbat.
Danny is 14, Damian is 8, Bruce is 38, Dick is 21, Tim is 14, Jason is 16,
[PC:R Chapter I. In Lieu of Flowers]
Three Years Before Present Timeline
Danny travels to Nanda Parbat and is welcomed as an al Ghul [PC: R Chapter III. Nothing is Bred That is Weaker than Man]
Danny begins his endurance training as a new recruit of the League. This period lasts for about 2-3 months [PC:R Chapter V. A Practice of Obedience]
One Year Before Present Timeline:
Six months Before Present Timeline:
Audio transcript from Interlude I.
Events of the Son of Batman. Ra’s al Ghul is assassinated by Deathstroke, Damian takes up the mantle of Robin, and Talia al Ghul sets off to rebuild the League of Shadows.
Defectors, traitors to the League, and those who participated in Deathstroke’s coup are being picked off at an alarming rate.
Freakshow is mysteriously killed in his cell in Belle Reve. No suspect was arrested.
Present Timeline:
Danny is 17, Damian is 11, Bruce is 41, Dick is 24, Tim is 17, Jason is 19
Batman starts his investigations into a series of impossible murders [PC:R Chaper II. Odd One Out]
The King's Artifacts begin to call for the Uncrowned [PC:R Chapter IV. No Rest for the Weary]
I actually like discourse about my favorite little trash novel
I also am totally here for dick jokes and ridiculous sex fantasies. I get it. But tags are important, right? Boundaries and consent are HUGE. A lot of people don't want to be exposed to crass and sexual things and (believe it or not) it is our job as custodians of nsfw consent to tag things appropriately.
It is okay. We should be able to have both discourse and crass jokes.
Here's my statement on everything: I'm going to sit here and wait until whatever the hell is going on to blow over. All nsfw fandom and phandom topics will be reblogged/discussed/whatever on my 18+ page, which I started JUST so that I could access both parts of this phandom.
I'm still pretty sex positive in my fashion blog, but it's not graphic.
This blog --from now on-- is kid phriendly.
AND YES I AM OLD AND I ADD PHs TO EVERYTHING CUZ I THINK ITS FUNNY It's okay to laugh at me: I laugh at me too.
The oddly staged Disney images are on brand for The Meghans because nothing is as it seems. This appears to be another merching opportunity under the guise of a child's birthday celebration.
The public has never seen the invisible kids. Sadly, the only people who actually care reside in the UK, but thanks to Sparry & his Baby mama's stupid games, even the British no longer care. This is an American family and their "titles" are unrecognized.
The images from what appears to have been a day at Disneyland and perhaps a day at Disney's California Adventure, showcase different looking kids for each day. We see dramatic changes in hair color, weight and height! Per usual, the Meghans crazy train just never ends!!!
Lady C is not wrong. If the child was indeed barefoot on the 21 Royal Street balcony, then yes it is "a germ-laden surface." In fact, their entire group of "friends" was inappropriately dressed for a fine dining, interactive museum experience. Disney (I've only visited Disneyworld parks) is a stickler when it comes to their fine dining etiquette and attire. It's possible Disney made a VIP exception that allowed the group to come up for a courtesy "tour" of Walt's mini-apartment museum. Regardless, just look closely at the flooring and it's obvious to the naked eye that the balcony image was drastically altered. It's likely that they never actually posed for that 4 person photo, and certainly not at 21 Royal Street.
Even if they did treat their "friends" to the adult only $15,000-$18,000 (family style) dinner on "royal street," the invisibles would not be permitted to join the dinner. Of course someone could have returned them to the resort hotel where they could view the parade & fireworks, but one hopes the parents would choose to experience that magical moment with their kids over a meal.
The whole point of the ridiculous Baby Mama video was to drive traffic to her Instagram where we gave her 30+ million views to merch these Disneyland images, and PROVE that she can create buzz for more jam spreads.
During the 2019 baby shower, we heard a rumor that the "baby" was supposed to be "twins" and they were meant to be used like phantom kids for "branding" purposes. Allegedly she was disappointed that there was only 1 child and it wasn't the girl.
At the time, this explained why she failed to correctly size her megnancy moonbump, but now I wonder if this also explains why she's committed to the myth of a miscarriage story that she's already changed 3 times. Perhaps a surrogate did suffer a miscarriage, just not in 2020. 🤔
Stupid Games: Look at Sparry's x-large feet. Even the (6yo) kid has x-large feet. The hands "claws" on the kids back seem as unnatural as their group photo on the 21 Royal Street balcony. Sadly it seems that Megz is out to PROVE that she alone is the best parent. 😢
Who was filming? Doesn't Disney have professionals who will document these experiences?
Narcissistic Mother: This little one was serious about catching up to Harry but look at Meghan's awkward grip on that little hand. Imagine how your shoulder would feel if your hand were held in this position. Then we see how Meghan swiped the kid away from Harry so that she alone can present both kids to the Disney characters while the Spare stands back and observes.
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21 Royal 5 hour Family Style Dinner for $15,000 ($1500/person)
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