#phantomhive servants

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Showdown at noon

Ciel: Sebastian, go fix the fitted sheet on my bed.

Sebastian: *bows* Yes, my lord. *walks in and narrows his eyes* [Whipping cracking sound] [Western music plays as a tumbleweed blows across the bed.]

Bard: Don't do it, partner. We already lost one!

Meyrin: X.X

Sebastian: I gotta, masters orders. *checks his watch and pulls at his glove*

Bard: *tips his hat to him and backs off*

Servants: *peer inside shaking as he paces toward the bed* [Clock strikes noon.]

Who do you think will win?

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A peaceful night at Phantomhive estate

Everyone except Sebastian: 💤💤💤

Finnian: Mister Bard...

Bard: What?

Finnian: 😏

Bard: 😏

A snake: :3

Snake: *wakes up to screaming and talks to/argues with Bard*

Meyrin: *wake up and grabs a lantern* (Probably handgun, too.)

Tanaka: *wakes up or doesn't but sometimes snores*

Ciel: *tosses and turns* I've had enough of this!

Sebastian: 🫩

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Sebastian: Did any of you read the handbook I gave you when you started this job? Intimate relations between servants is inappropriate in the workplace!

Bard: As opposed to servant and master?

The others: 👀

Sebastian when he can't argue:

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The servants: Sebastian is so amazing, it's like he's not even human!

The servants after finding out he isn't human:

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I want to apologize to the Phantomhive servants for thinking they're were goofy and stupid until it was time to get serious. I think season 1 and maybe 2 kinda ruined my perception of y'all forever.

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Finny hugs pt 2

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I kinda wonder what Tanaka is thinking sometimes.

Snake: So what did Black say? Does he need help? Oscar asks inquisitively.

Bard: He said we can relax and he'll do the cooking and what not.

Meyrin: What a kind man he is!

Tanaka: Ho! Ho! Ho! (In other words, it would be best if we stay out of the way. Sebastian is beyond a competent butler as he isn't of this world but another. He'll get it done in a quicker and the most efficient manner.)

Bard: Kind is not the word I'd use but he'll get it done.

Tanaka: Ho. (Indeed.)

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I feel like my OCs can actually teach the servants something.

Jaqueline can teach Finnian more fighting techniques and how to better control/hone his strength.

Chérie can teach Bard how to cook and new ways to communicate. "A blind and mute woman can cook, what?" (He actually said that, trust.)

Mary can teach Snake how to swim and many other things but also expand upon what Ciel/Sebastian said to him and be more socialable. She is unapologetically herself every single day or tries to be.

Sebastian and Liza would probably just debate and have some deep conversations. Maybe some disagreements here and there but I think they'd get along until they can't. I think learning would come from a new perspective, a new technique, or cultural stuff.

Liza can teach Meyrin whatever she wants to know, really. Women can be proper maids but ladies are people too with their own hobbies and interests.

Tanaka and Raijin could sip tea and share wisdom if she had the time.