462. Daily Press, July 1, 1992
I'm trying to remember, I think this became a Proffit's department store by the next Summer.
Back when Wal*Mart was simpler times.
Wait. Hold up. WalMart would close at 9:30 back in 1992?! AND AT SIX PM ON SUNDAYS. I thought by the time we got this Walmart in the early 90s in Hampton, Walmart was running 24/7.
Phar-Mor was trying so hard to be lil Kmart or lil WalMart back then. They had so much drama with the way the place was ran I need to get into it soon. Here's just a quick summary from Tedium. Our store was near the mall, so mom never ventured over there, citing that area as "too busy".
I remember OW! I mean, we never went in there because I was 9, but I remember driving by it. The sign always made me uncomfortable because it was just a giant O and a giant W. Like the word "ow!" OW did not last long. It was a spinoff of the HQ hardware stores which I've mentioned before.
I found their logo! From an April 16, 1990 newspaper .
Four days later, there was this advertisment about the remaning stores becoming Office Max:
Here was our cell phone technology in 1992.
I didn't know we got the cardinal and mountain plates so early! I thought they were more from 1995.
Wait, is the "expandable free jug" the burp jug?!
Back in the Summer of 2008, I was about five seconds to a complete nervous breakdown. Well, this was around the time that my mom would watch American Justice every morning, I think they're the ones that Bill Kurtis would do the voiceovers for. So you know, that was absolutely GREAT for my messed up brain. The episode about the kidnapping of Exxon executive Sidney Reso really messed me up. After being shot and kidnapped from his driveway in April of 1992, he was locked in a small box in a storage unit. He died five days later and his body was dumped in a park. Irene received a 20 year sentence while her husband Arthur received a 90 year sentence. Hearing their disguised voices will send shivers down your spine.
Of all the cars to seal in Hampton, why an Isuzu I-Mark. For reference, this is an I-Mark, my mom drove it's copycat, the Chevrolet Spectrum at this time:
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three.hundred.dollar.rollerblades, I mean Bauers.
I'm with S.M, I'd be mad as hell if I didn't have my Cathy. I've actually begun re-reading the strip again recently.
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OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING. The fist time jump in Funky Winkerbean history.
So, finally in the early Summer of 1992, the kids at Westview High finally graduate, and the strip jumps four years later to see them as straight out of college adults -- thus making them graduate in 1988 instead of 1992. Got that?
Too Legit to Quit? Really? How do you do, fellow kids?
This was part of some strange celebrity news insert I guess Daily Press did back then. This was here too:
welp, here's a kid playing with cockroaches with Ross Perot's face on it.
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