Favorite thing about her:
She's such an enigma! No name VERY sparse but evocative backstory, dabbles in witchcraft (!!! Is it a holdover from her human life or a byproduct of living amongst wraiths and countless ancient tomes while suffering a revolving door of bosses?) She's made out of questions and her primary character trait is "long-suffering" and I'm here for it.
Honestly while i Adore Kristen Schaal, the Guide has always felt more like a handy resource and lore conduit in a show that operates largely by rule of funny - popping in periodically to highlight how incompetent our vampires are. I'm what's elated to get (checks notes) A Second Woman in the main cast, I'm hoping for her to get more going on than "my entire job and role was a one-season plot and now I'm Round Two Of Pining In This House" y'know? she's got so much going on gimme new beats!!
Favorite canon relationship:
Do the wraiths count? Look we can talk all day about her one-sided crush on Nadja til the vow does cows come home (and we should, it physically hurts me, but I think we're exploring it a bit this season and I wanna see where it goes before Really speculating; long story short they should deffo kiss nadja has two hands) but I'm honestly obsessed with the wraiths as like, what an extension of her will as council steward in tune with her deepest feelings, but also unruly employees??
Favorite non-canon relationship:
Honestly I think she and Charmaine should be friends. Their Girls Nights would be legendary
So like, all the vampires are pansexual, but our girlie The Guide is, like, really pansexual
We are making friendship bracelets. We are ordering takeout, we are watching romcoms, we are laughing, we are crying, we are having a besties day for Sure. no fires to put out, no worrying about one sided shit, no fucking hexes
Hey The Guide, thanks for naked oily Guillermo performing feats of strength, you changed lives with that one 🙏🙏🙏