#phcking-prick-dbh

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I wrote the whole post and then closed the window... so here we go AGAIN!

1. @creatorofclay ASH MY LOVE! My canon Elijah and I might be biased but also my favorite. Their portrayal and backstory and headcanons are A+ and I just love all the thoughts put into the character by Ash. It is so fun to discover Elijah’s personality through interactions or just from my wild thoughts in dms. Probably the blog I interact with since the beginning of my rp journey here on tumblr and i wouldn’t change anything uwu

2. @repliicantceo Elliot and Eli are so adorable and I love them so much! I’m so glad Elliot and Hana found each other <3 I just love the personalities of both of them, such sweet beans ready to fight for what they love. Always a pleasure to interact with and to see on my dash <3

3. @an-unlikely-duo I interact with many Gavins and Jenn’s Gavin is one of them. Their portrayal A+, always fun to poke fun of and to annoy. It’s always fun to interact with Jenn ooc too, and to be validated . for my thirst for Neil Newbon. Thank you for feeding me with some quality content of him in my hours of thirst <3 Highly recommend Jenn and Gavin, and also their Nines which Hana recently started to interact with!

4. @ruthlessnessisyourdesire Always blessed to interact with Ash, to plot and see her on my dash. Her writing skills amazed me and will always be. You’re so talented and you put so much love in whatever you do, it’s admirable! I can’t wait for our future plots and shenanigans together <3 So glad we started interacting again!

5. @rxseguided Jesse is a gem and I love interacting with her, no matter the verse. Such a good idea of an oc with its personality so damn well built, it’s almost she’s out from a DLC we yet don’t know about. Jesse is queen and I STAN! <3

6. @apotheosistm Quality Gavin right here, Hana couldn’t wish to be married to another Gavin <3 It’s always fun to interact and plot together, can’t wait for you to be back so we can explore more of Gavin and Hana’s relationship! 

7. @vexeddetective HELLO MY FRIEND! If you’re not following this sweet bean WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Hana and I are head over heels for their Gavin, such a cute prick I get so excited whenever they pop in my asks or when we interact ooc. So blessed to have them on my dash <3

8. @phcking-prick-dbh aaaAAAAAAA another Gavin because quality content, such good portrayal of a problematic child and I LOVE AND STAN HIM SO MUCH! Can’t wait to see you back on my dash <3

9. @stayhuman-genevieve Genevieve and Markus are absolute babes and I love to interact with them. Gen such a queen and strong independent woman everybody should stan and love with all their hearts. Markus, such a sweet bean and I just love love love love them and their portrayal, what a babe! Hana isn’t the only one falling in love with him uwu

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💚 drunk kiss -phcking-prick-dbh

Richard had agreed to attend one of the DPD’s parties. Although he didn’t drink... anything, he could still enjoy the company of others- especially now that he had grown a little more outgoing and talked to more people than just Gavin and Connor.

That being said, Richard had been keeping an eye on Gavin as he had been drinking quite a lot at this party. He wasn’t going to stop the detective unless he feared it would impact his health, but he was just checking up on him to be sure he didn’t hurt himself or others. That, however, meant being close to him for the majority of the party, not that he minded, but drunk Gavin could be a lot sometimes.

Like right now, Gavin was essentially hanging off Richard. It was partially Richard’s fault for allowing it, but he didn’t want to argue with a drunk Gavin right now, so he let the detective do what he wanted. What he hadn’t anticipated was the kisses he felt being pressed on his neck and up to his jaw. His LED flickered to yellow for a moment. “Gavin, we’re in public,” he said quietly so only Gavin could hear.

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[creatorofclay]

@phcking-prick-dbh // closed starter

It was the afternoon, just another typical day for the DPD. People came and went, officers discussed cases, and androids obediently did their jobs. Normal, so normal that it wasn't hard to notice what was out of place. And on that particular day, that thing was in the shape of Elijah Kamski.

Elijah didn't care about worrying if people saw him, and he didn't care if anyone knew why he was there. He was there for one person, one certain person who never answered his phone and had a tendency to avoid Elijah when he felt like it. Not this time.

" I need to speak with Detective Reed, " Elijah told the android receptionist.

The android nodded, " Do you have authorization? "

" I don't need it, " he took out his ID and showed it to her.

The android simply nodded, " Very well. Detective Reed is in, you may go in through. "

Elijah nodded, slipping his ID and his wallet back into his pocket as he proceeded through the security gate to the bullpen. He knew just where his brothers desk was and, with any luck, he'd be in his chair.

[connor-but-a-top]

Happy birthday dick. As your present you get whatever you want today. -phcking-prick-dbh

Richard smiled gently. "Thank you, Gavin," he said softly, a soft blue tinting his cheeks. "I'm not too sure what I want- I'm not one to really... Do anything for my birthday."

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[connor-but-a-top]

💑 -phcking-prick-dbh

Send me 💑 to Cuddle my muse!

Richard smiled at Gavin, taking a step towards the other. "What's this? You're the one initiating physical affection?" He asked, the teasing tone in his voice. "You know I'm never gonna deny you any cuddling."

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[connor-but-a-top]

"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you." -phcking-prick-dbh

A soft, deflated sigh left Richard, although there was a smile on his face. “And, of course, leave it to Gavin to come in with a sex line,” he said, playfully rolling his eyes at the other. “Congratulations, detective, I am so seduced.”

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[creatorofclay]

cont. because of this / @phcking-prick-dbh

It felt like a mistake, like he was walking freely into the den of a sleeping grizzly bear just to slap it as hard as he could. But, it needed to be done. Gavin was actually willing to talk, albeit reluctantly so. Regardless, Elijah took the chance. He just wanted to put all of this behind them, something his brither seemed fervent on keeping very close.

Blur of driving later, he parked out front of Gavin's place and heaved a sigh as he walked to the door and let himself in, " Hello? " He called out, closing the door behind him, " Gavin? "

[creatorofclay]

cont. / @phcking-prick-dbh

Another long day. Elijah had driven to CyberLife for business, something nagging at him to take care of the little things he had been putting off. Reluctantly, he took care of what he needed to and decided on taking the long way home. He loved Detroit, it had been his home for so long now, he'd watched it build up from what it had been. All so familiar, while still at times so distant.

He gave a sigh as he pulled to a light and stopped, starting to type into a keypad on the dash. The display came up to call Chloe, but as he glanced up, something caught his eye. A familiar backpack slung over the shoulder of a very familiar teenager. But, no, he can't be real. Elijah hesitated, something in him telling him to keep driving. But, he couldn't. Quickly, he pulled the car over to the side of the road and got out.

" Hey, kid, " he called out, closing the door behind him, sticking sunglasses in his shirt pocket, " Hold on a second. "