#pheemjirakoh

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Jira being specifically attracted to red flags is so perfect because he loves the anger and the danger and the pathetic mess and he likes Pheem the most when he is literally threatening him and he falls back into Koh when he turns into a pathetic mess after the club and all they need to do is form the perfect throuple of all time, pure toxic nightmares who take each other off the dating market. Koh and Pheem can compete to take care of of Jira and Jira can set them against each other whenever he needs inspiration and they could all just be fucked up together in Koh's tower filled with artwork and flowers and the ugliness of humanity... exactly the way Jira wants it.

(Koh and Pheem are sure Jira can fix them, can solve them, can help them sleep and feel human and be better and stop the loneliness but Jira doesn't want to fix anyone.)

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Burnout Syndrome is truly the perfect example of 'poly would fix them and also make them so much worse' and that is why it's the only true ending.

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I love Ing so much. She's just as invested in the world's most toxic throuple as the rest of us... she just also has to deal with all of it as well.

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Again. This would be the best, most toxic throuple of all time and being denied it is the saddest part of the show. Look at those useless simps with all their red flags and that little red flag lover in the middle who doesn't hate AI as much as he loves the Danger. Two former besties totally certain this little twink will fix them because they've had nothing until now... and the twink who desperately doesn't want to fix them.

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Again, the only true answer to this show is the Most Toxic Polycule Yet. It'd be perfect. Stop making Jira choose his red flags, let him have them all!

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Alright, best future vision ever... Koh, Jira and Pheem all sleep together. Just fucked up threesome that's more fucked up than it needs to be, they're all awful but we get them all out of the dating field at the same time. Just a threesome with all these red flags tied up in each other instead of anyone else.

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My toxic throuple that will not be... alas. But look at them! They're both wearing glasses and Jira is forever in the middle of them, loving the one who can never begin to understand or respect him while he knows the other could give him more but would not fulfill his necessary quota of red flags at all times.

And all the side characters! Oh, are we gonna go back to the bar? We gotta, right!? Gotta go back where it all started!

Honestly, here at the end, I'm still thinking about how Koh and Pheem severed a friendship that had lasted most of their lives without a single thought or regret and have never thought about it again, apparently. That was it. Which is so fascinating to me.