#phil hellmuth

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Legendary blow up from Phil Hellmuth

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Speakin of players we have one sided beef with PHIL AND HIS STUPID WALKOUTS ARE GONNA EB THE DEATH KF ME WHY ARE YOU IN SPANDEX???? YOU LOOK LIKE A SHITTY ELVIS IMPERSONATOR

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PHIL HELLMUTH SMUTTY HEADCANNONS

SERIES = POKER PLAYER HEADCANNONS

CW = smut-esque, female reader, rpf, potential ooc (mc is so irrelevant and un-noteworthy that it’s hard to tell), professional poker jargon, insane amounts of imagination, unsexy hotlinks

WC = 581

A/N = this is my first fanfic ever so sensitive and loving and graceful criticisms are welcome. i really love pro-poker so very much but there is ZERO fandom for it (besides that one polish author on ao3 who wrote a daniel negreanu/phil ivey fic in 2015 and dipped). i think this might also be because there are no fans of pro-poker that would realistically be writing fanfic — besides me, of course. i plan to nurture this fandom into health and prosperity with my own two hands. fuck ai. i prefer my poorly-written niche fanfics MADE BY MAN.

for this entire series we’ll be ignoring the baseline selfish hedonism that all poker players, degenerate or otherwise, likely possess. i suppose that none of these men are really anything like how i portray them, but what’s the harm of a little self-serving ooc rpf? fanfic below the cut!

phil hellmuth, for context, is 6’7 and has been married to his psychiatrist wife (katherine) since 1990. he’s also known as the ‘poker brat’ because he’s a whiny little bitch with a major tilt predisposition.

HOWEVER, i choose to believe that he has flanderised himself purposefully knowing you don’t get famous by being a usual, reasonable individual (my proof for this is how sweet he seemed in the ‘89 WSOP video, and his instagram in recent years where he basically just posts about how much he loves his sons, alongside the occasional ai self-edit. boomers :/).

i am optimistic enough to believe that whilst he can be, and often is, selfish and rough in taking his tilt out on you, he’s for the most part just cocky and not truly mean (do you think his wife would put up with his shit for 36 years if it wasn’t good??).

he’s a big boy — and he’s surely packing heavy. i think he’d probably have you top for the majority of the time to account for his low stamina consequentially, but lowkey, i feel like you’d be struggling to fit him in any other way. he’d also rather just bottom.

his strokes are almost certainly cervix bruising when he does top. he’s never in any particular rush about anything, so he fucks you slowly, deeply and punchy so that you will be feeling him for the next couple of days after..

..because phil hellmuth has a jealousy and marking kink! he would suck deep purple marks just beneath your jaw so they’re impossible to hide if you ever decide you want to talk to any other guy whilst he’s at the table. sorry babe! he’s obsessed with the idea of a ‘lasting effect’.

i’m mixed on if he would actually be dominant and possessive, or if he would lowkey be a cuckold. maybe ‘laissez-faire’ would be more appropriate. it’s all good fun either way on both parts. i imagine him to be a genuinely pretty loyal partner. if he ever were a hoe, there’d still be some domesticity and exclusivity about it all, i’m sure. you’d always go back to him eventually.

he uses lot of pet-names and phrases bordering on humiliation in the bedroom. he wants to get a rise out of you, to hear you talk back to him, naturally.

‘tell me how much you love my cock, baby,’

‘yeah? that feel good, honey? tell me how good it feels,’

‘if you want me to keep fucking you, you’re gonna have to keep talking to me, doll,’

phil hellmuth has a major receiving praise kink. he’d probably get you to role-play as a servant or something like that — sexy secretary sucks off her big boss man under his desk type shift. he needs to be worshipped.

i, therefore, do not think he would be very into eating for his own pleasure — i think he would actually probably get bored of not receiving anything at the same time. if you’re particularly good, you might be able to negotiate a 69. any low effort, high pleasure position is ideal for him.

but if he ever got you particularly annoyed with his antics, which would be a fairly common occurrence, i’m sure he’d be more than happy to make it up to you. insert video of him eating that beef sandwich sideways here.

phil hellmuth thinks he’s a (sex) god and, with a little more imaginative optimism, is passably good. i would fuck him — i say while rolling my eyes and shaking my head with a little laugh.

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Why Pocket Nines Are Called 'Phil Hellmuth'?

Phil Hellmuth is a highly successful professional poker player who has won numerous World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelets. However, he is often associated with pocket nines (a pair of nines as hole cards) due to a famous hand he played during the 1989 WSOP Main Event.

In that particular hand, Hellmuth famously made a remarkable call with pocket nines against Johnny Chan, a two-time WSOP Main Event champion. Hellmuth correctly read Chan's hand and made a heroic call that led to him winning the tournament and becoming the youngest Main Event champion at the time.

Since then, pocket nines have been sometimes referred to as the "Phil Hellmuth" hand or associated with his successful play. It's important to note that this association is more of a nod to Hellmuth's memorable moment and achievement rather than an established hand name recognized throughout the poker community.

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It came from outer space~

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Scott Ball (former twitch poker manager) allegedly scammed Phil Hellmuth poker game for $1.8 million

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