#phil swift

[salesperson-competition]

ROUND 1 - PUKICHO vs PHIL SWIFT

Would Pukicho be able to sell Phil Swift their merch and music in exchange for money?

Or would Phil Swift be able to sell Pukicho various Flex Seal products in exchange for money?

THE IRL PEOPLE MATCH UP

PUKICHO ("Real life, I guess?")

PHIL SWIFT (Real Life)

Voting ended onJun 27, 2025

PROPAGANDA

PUKICHO

" @pukicho you deserve this"

PHIL SWIFT

"he can saw the competition in half!!! And then repair it with FLEX TAPE!"

[hileynoteson]

for just $14.99 you can become flint lockwood

[inwardwrites]

Time ran out.

the clock stopped ticking

the universe stopped it’s relentless march to infinity

seeing the universe torn to its atoms and spun as clay on the potters wheel

shedded and thrown together again. Creations burned And worlds exploded.

Future past and present woven into the grand fabric of time

Life and death no longer dance, but unite to pay respects, for life is not without death, but neither is death without life.

and in the last breath as the dying universe began anew. A voice beyond the darkness bleeding new light says

“Hi this is Phil Swift here for flex tape”

[doomed-jester]

Yeah I'm a swiftie

A Phil Swifite

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

I agree with the earlier comments regarding Phil Swift. He may not be for everyone but he has a great thick dad body. I can imagine him naked, face down just begging me to dominate his big ass!

[andreamland]

[ordingdrublene]

Public Service Announcement

consuming flags of Ording Drublene may cause

Cised gender

Disease

Discomfort due to texture

Nasal prolapse

Bees

[adventures-in-anecdotes]