#philip carter

[cobalt-axolotl]

Philip Elias Carter from baby to adult [Cassidy's step dad and nicks biological dad]

(reblogs are greatly appreciated)

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Raven: YOU CONVINCED MY DAUGHTER TO HATE ME!

Philip: you did that yourself, i personally had no role in her realizing what a piece of absolute human garbage you are.

[ask-future-nick-and-cass]

Philip: Beloved grandson, I have come to seek the knowledge of the new generation and their world

Eddy: You don’t know how to reset your WiFi router do you?

Philip: Yup

[william-never-fallen]

*Points at Phillip* HIMBO.

Philip: Yup

[ask-the-philki-show]

[ask-nick-and-cass]

*after Cassidy and Evan started dating*

Philip: I thought you were a lesbian

Cassidy: No Pops, I’m just Bi.

Philip: What’s a bi?

Cassidy, confused: Bi, as in bisexuality, when you’re attracted to more than one gender

Philip: Oh my gods, that’s what it’s called.

[cobalt-axolotl]

carter family photo

(Rebogs greatly appreciated)

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Philip: I made tea.

Nikki: I don't want tea.

Philip: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Nikki: Then why did you tell me?

Philip: It's a conversation starter.

Nikki: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Philip: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.