#nikki carter

[cobalt-axolotl]

Nikki borra Cho/ Nikki borra carter [cassidy's mother] from baby to adult

(Reblogs greatly appreciated)

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Philip: I made tea.

Nikki: I don't want tea.

Philip: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Nikki: Then why did you tell me?

Philip: It's a conversation starter.

Nikki: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Philip: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[ask-future-nick-and-cass]

*Nick sleep texting his mother*

Nick: Andniklz hook a lot better

Nikki: Huh?

Nick: Higher quality tobacco

Nikki: Do you see who you're texting

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Nick: Are you gay

Nikki: ??

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Nick: Myeah

Nikki: What

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Nick: THERES A FUCKING CAT IN THE GARAGE

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Nick: The cheezit man has become a member of the government of New Zealand

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Nick: have you guys seen my glass balls they were in a a big box

Nikki: wtf are glass balls?

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Nick: if humans stop drooling

Nick: spiders frogs and slugs wouldn't be a thing

Nick: gn

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Nick: is oklahoma really the middle

Nick: dj much dust

Nikki: what are we talking about?

Nick: grape of death

[cobaltaverse]

*at the supermarket*

Nikki: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."

Nikki:

Nikki: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.

[ask-nick-and-cass]

William: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Nikki: It’s not water.

William: Vodka! I like your sty-

Nikki: It’s vinegar.

William: …What?

Nikki: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Pediatrician: sorry I’m late.

Tot Nick: *walks up to him takes his hand and points at his watch* this is a clock!

Nikki: *holding in laughter*

[ask-nick-and-cass]

Nikki: would you marry someone else if I die to morrow?

Philip: Woah Woah Woah!… yeah… Eventually, not immediately, give me like a Decade to get over you first!

[ask-nick-and-cass]

*Something crashes*

Nikki: Shoot-

Henry: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

William: *walking by the room calmly* What died?