"I've met a few incorruptible men," said Madam Meserole. "They tend to die horrible deaths. The world balances out, you see. A corrupt man in a good world, or a good man in a corrupt one...the equation comes out the same way. The world does not deal well with those who don't pick a side."
"I like the middle," said Vimes.
"That gives you two enemies. I'm amazed that you can afford so many, on a sergeant's pay."
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch













