#philosopy meme

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When a philosopher you hate makes a legitimate point

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Philosophical excuses for being too late

“Time doesn’t exist, so am I really ‘too late’?”

“As Zeno has proven, movement is impossible, so I think we should just appreciate that I’m here at all.”

“Due to determinism being true, it would have been literally impossible for me to not be late.”

“Because of the doctrine of double effect I cannot be held responsible; my being too late was only an unwanted side effect of my desire to get enough sleep.”

“Actually, I am not too late. The matter composing this body has changed, so the person who was too late was someone else entirely.”

“After excessive calculations, I discovered that me being too late will maximize the total amount of happiness in the world, so it was my moral obligation to do so.”