I cant even begin to imagine how Rocky could even being to understand that humans have sight.
Some Eridian biologist somewhere: What do you mean that humans have specialised light sensing organs that adapted to perceive a section of the electromagnetic radiation spectrum? And they can do "see" to the changes speed and direction of the radiation, after it hits an object? And they have 2 on them so they can use echolocation to percive depth, shape and texture with the radiation?
Honestly trying to understand echolocation as a human would be weird but not impossible because we can tell distance and direction of sound, but to a creature that doesn't even have a basic "light yes/ light no" light sensing organ, this must sound insane.
Wait! No it's worse than insane! I just remembered that they know nothing about radiation! That's so much worse!
Summary: The NSFW Alphabet for everyone's favorite blonde-haired scientist.
Word Count: 1.5K
Warnings: NSFW, SMUT (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
A/N: Please only interact if you are 18+! Blank/empty blogs and blogs with no ages will be blocked! I got random inspo for this but uhhh enjoy! - Birch<3
Please proceed with caution!!! NSFW BELOW THE CUT!!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Ryland is so sweet in his aftercare. He'll check in with you first. He's making sure you're only feeling pleasure and no pain. He'll check he hasn't gone too far. But he'll stay buried inside you if that's what you want, or he'll go get a towel and clean the two of you up as gently as he can.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Ryland loves your collarbones and neck. He loves planting kisses there, leaving his mark behind. Something about feeling your pulse under his lips and knowing you are real and there. He likes his arms. He thinks they're nice and toned, and he feels strong. Plus, he's no fool. He sees how you look at them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Ryland feels so filthy cumming in you for the first time. Especially if you're trapped on the Hail Mary with no contraceptives. But he can't deny... he loves the way your walls suck his cock in. I feel like he's the type to get shy about leaking precum, and he does because he's so touch-starved. But man... it's hot.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Back on Earth, Ryland dreamed about bending you over the lab bench and taking you from behind. That craze of not being able to figure out a problem and needing a way to blow off steam. Who better than his pretty little scientist girlfriend to help destress him?
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Ryland has MINIMAL experience. I very well could see you each being each others firsts. But that's special because for him, it's just you. There is no one else. It's you or nothing. But... he is a man. So he's probably watched porn. Jerked off during college. Yeah.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary. Come on. He's a lover boy. He likes seeing you spread below him, hands grasping at his hair and shoulders. He likes the way you claw at his back and he can drive his hips down, forcing you into the mattress.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's definitely more serious just because he doesn't really fuck, he really only makes love unless he's really stressed. But that doesn't mean he won't giggle and chuckle and have fun with you. Especially with how clumsy it is. He just worries he's so uncoordinated he'll mess something up and it'll take away from the sexy atmosphere.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's pretty well groomed. He keeps things tidy and neat. A dark blonde pile of pubic hair that's not too long or crazy.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
This is the man for romance of ALL time. He is SO SWEET. Worshiping the ground you walk on. He is lighting candles, playing a sexy playlist, rose petals on the bed. On the Hail Mary... well. There's only so much he can do to set the mood, but he gives praise and words of great encouragement.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I feel like he's shy about jacking off but he does. When he's crushing on you, he gets really shy about it. But he can't help but picture your cunt around his cock or your tongue swirling over his leaking tip. Once the two of you start dating? He doesn't really feel the need. You're more than willing to help him if he's in the mood.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Come on. This man will enjoy being called Captain by the end of this. Especially if you're riding him in the pilot's seat? OH YEAH. I think he might be a little averse to period sex initially but once he finds out how much you like it, he's all into making you feel good. Size kink, praise kink, hello!
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bed. This is a no brainer. The bed is the most logical place and the safest, lol. On Erid... perhaps he enjoys taking you on the beach ;)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He's an intellectual man. He loves it when you're figuring something out and you get that deep in thought look on your face. Hearing you science something out... oh man. He's pitching a tent right then and there.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He would not be into BDSM. This man is sweet and vanilla. He will get rough if you ask, but he isn't super kinky.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He's a man so he loves his cock getting sucked. But, he adores being able to go down on you. The way you taste, the way you tug on his hair. Even the way you clamp your thighs around his head when he sucks on your clit. That's the good shit. He LOVES that.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
This man is usually slow and sensual. He likes to take his time with you. He's into foreplay and lots and lots and lots of kissing. It's hard to find his restraint when he's balls deep inside you, but he'll find it so he can treat you right.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's not huge into quickies, but when that stress-horny hits... well. It doesn't take much for him to fall apart. For you? If you asked? He's eating from the palm of your hand. He'll do whatever you want.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Experiment? A scientist? Oh, he's trying everything that you want to try. Even if he's unsure. He'll be honest about whether he likes it or not, but he's always down to try. If it doesn't work, well. The scientific method is a thing for a reason.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I definitely think he's a one bullet kind of man. If he's really worked up, perhaps two. But he's sensitive and is so focused on you, he doesn't mind if he's got to wait for his one big release.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No. He is not a toy kind of guy. It's an inferiority thing. Is he not good enough as is to bring you pleasure? If you asked him to you one on you, it would take quite a bit of convincing.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's not big on teasing or being unfair. He'll edge you, sure. But he definitely makes sure you're more than okay with everything he's doing. The last thing he wants to do is ruin your pleasure. But in foreplay? Sure. He'll squeeze your ass, suck on your nipples, lap at them with his tongue.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's a whimperer. I also call him Groaning Grace. This man groans. And then he whimpers. He pants and gasps. He is not quiet. But you make him feel so good, so why would he hold back?
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
I think if he's trapped on the Hail Mary with you... it would not be unlikely that Rocky would want to watch. It would take some courage building on both ends... but maybe it could be hot to be a little voyeur some time...
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's long and thin. Curved off to the left. His tip flushes so pink and leaks precum the second he grows hard. Not super veiny, but he finds all the right spots within you and that's what matters.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
With how touch starved he is, he doesn't realize just how needy he is. The first time he gets with you, it's like his brain lights up. Then... he's wanting you several times a week. Perhaps even several times a day once that dopamine rush clicks in. You and him might just go at it like rabbits for the first couple weeks until that need has settled. Then, he calms down into a once or twice a week kind of a guy. But he's always down to please you if that's what you want.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It depends on the day. I think after his first couple times with you, he just lays there in disbelief that you're real and that that happened. He'll stay up for a while thinking, replaying, questioning how he could have something as amazing as you. Once the two of you settle into your relationship, he'll be much faster to snuggle in and go to bed. He likes to make sure you fall asleep first, but then he's quick to follow.
i don't know if anyone has had this same thought yet but I feel like eridians could actually be capable of speaking english using just music... im in the middle of reading phm and it says that they can produce more than one note at a time which then made me remember of this video of auditory illusions where a piano is capable of mimicking human speech, albeit choppy, but still eligible enough if you strain your ears
imagine rocky just spitting out pure english through notes one day and grace has to fucking double take bc he can't comprehend how the HELL music can "speak" 😭😭
