#phobosanomaly

[firsthumandisaster]

[ Legato Bluesummers ]

The faithful, and extremely unstable, first loyal to Knives and his goals of destroying humanity.

@phobosanomaly

[nicholas-wolfwood]

ditto

Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

(…but only 6 total!) 1/6

"...........Looks like somethin' we found in the kitchen after Legato tried cookin'."

Ditto is not caught, but is gently scooted away when it gets too close.

@phobosanomaly knows what he's talking about

[nicholas-wolfwood]

@phobosanomaly​

Chapel was lucky he weighed less than he looked! Not that Midvalley was a particularly weak man, he was actually in quite good shape, but carrying another grown assassin this distance could have been much worse! Of course, the whole mission could have gone much better as well...

At least the priest seemed to be recovering somewhat on the way, the Hornfreak had caught a few incoherent mumbles from the man on his back as he carried him back to the Ark. It was a place they both hated, but it had the ship’s old lost technology in the med bay which beat any hospitals, and a distinct lack of doctors asking hard-to-answer questions.

As a bonus, neither Knives or Legato had shown their scary-ass mugs in the place for a little while now, so hopefully he could get them in and out without any trouble.

.......Spoke too soon.

Midvalley froze at the sight of the psychic in question, nearly dropping Chapel from his back in an aborted move to flee. He knew it wasn’t a good idea. Never run from a predator right?

“You’re back-?!” Catchign himself, Midvalley cleared his throat at an attempt to sound less rude. Or terrified. “We uh, d-didn’t expect you back yet, sir...”

To quote Chapel:

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUCK!!!

[nicholas-wolfwood]

#Legato would buy both and either eat them within an hour#or eat one and keep the other to terrorize his coworkers with

@phobosanomaly

HIS COWORKERS ARE SCARED OF HIM ENOUGH, NO FURTHER TERROR IS NEEDED!

[plantsupremacy]

HE  BETTER  BE  BEHAVING  OR  ELSE  HE’LL  BECOME  A  PILE  OF  MUSHY  BONES  AGAIN

[firsthumandisaster]

@phobosanomaly it won’t let me tag you!!! fraaaack

“O-oh… it’s you.” Look Vash doesn’t want trouble. Please. Look at him, he’s shakin’ in his boots.

[nicholas-wolfwood]

phobosanomaly replied to your post: I SEE YOU OVER THERE, FRIEND

I’m still lurking >:D just busy with job hunting after moving and life being chaos. Of course I’m totally lost with everything going on in rp land because I don’t have time to read everything everyone posts anymore, but I miss you all a lot.

//I DON’T CARE I STILL LIKE SEEING U AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN AND I MISS U TOO!

[bluesummersknight-moved]

@phobosanomaly

“I hope you enjoyed your vacation, Legato, but it’s time to get back to work. Feel free to use the Lieutenant there, he’s at least marginally more useful than most of the humans around here. Hence why he’s still alive, despite his earlier failure.”