phoenixfive replied to your post “give me your rare pairs and I’ll give you some headcanons”
Tomance, please and thanks.
Listen, Zari Tomaz does not have a crush. Crushes are for white people with nothing better to do, okay? She’s got a lot going on right now. She does not have a crush on her captain, okay.
It’s just that Sara is really badass and works out in those leggings and that sports bra and it’s just really cool to look at, okay? She is just objectively appreciating a badass woma- did she just do a backflip?
Okay, Zari might have a crush.
Gideon figuring it out immediately and eating it the fuck up. Zari threatening to hack her again if she tells anyone.
Zari trying so hard not to be obvious about her crush and Sara just being like “??? Why doesn’t she love me?”
Sara doing things like wearing shirts that show off her arms or her abs or her cleavage. Finding more ridiculous ways to parkour in battles when Zari is around.
Sara nearly destroying the Waverider to save Zari - oh wait, that one’s canon twice over.
Zari getting more and more determined to not pay attention to Sara when she’s being badass. Sara trying even harder.
Jax and Amaya getting endless entertainment out of this... until it just starts to get painful because oh my god you two please just stop.
Gideon teaming up with Jax and Amaya to try to make this happen.
Zari does not know Arabic. Her family spoke some Persian at home, but mostly they all stuck to English. But she knows enough to know that Sara is absolutely horrible at Arabic.
“Are you really telling people taer al-safer means canary? Because the Arabic for canary is kanary. What the fuck? Why do I like you?” “...You like me?” “What? Where did you get that idea?” “You just said it.” “Psh. I didn’t say that.” “Yes, you did.” “No, I didn’t.”
Sara hitting on Zari with all these god awful pickup lines that were already bad in 2007 and Zari just being like “...” but also smiling when she thinks no one is looking
Gideon pulling up the worst pickup lines in the history of time for Sara to use on Zari.
Zari kissing Sara to get her to stop using those god awful pick up lines.
