#phoneconvos

[saphirasharon-blog]

Business Call| Mercedes & Saph

Saphira: Hello Mercedes? This is Saphira Sharon and we talked earlier about an audition that I have. It's for the show Dreamgirls on Broadway, they are bringing it back to New York City and I think you would be great for Effie.

[annemator-blog]

A conversation could change a life. "R U OK?" #ruok #areyouokday #phoneconvos #lifechanging

[hoodiesnatcher]

Okay so I'm like a mouse, but more mouse than tongue.

umberagetigerdrinker

[steffybbyxo]

Us 💜💜

[spintheplatter]

Brain Fart Theater Presents: "The Phone Call"

By Andrew Galante Featuring Andrew...Himself                 Landlord...Himself                 Co-workers...Themselves Begin Scene Setting: The office Andrew works in. Phone vibrates twice Me: Why is my landlord calling me? --Begin Phone Call-- me: Hello? Landlord: Hi, Andrew, I was wondering if you had the rent check? Me: ...OOOH Geez, I am sorry, yeah, yeah! Landlord: It's OK if you can just drop it off in the mail slot that would be great. Me: Thanks landlord, Sorry about that, bye. Landlord: Bye. --End Phone Call-- Me: I forgot today is Oct 1st. Co-Workers: It's the 2nd. -End Scene-

[alwaysunderoath]

Bowchicawowow

Sister: "Yeah, so he liked my tights"

Me: "Eww someone finds you attractive..."

Sister: "Did you say 'eww someone is attracted to me?'"

Me: "Not in those exact words, but that's EXACTLY what I meant"

[phonekind]

negan is excited by rick’s enthusiasm and their tongues writhe just on the cusp of their lips for a long moment before he captures rick’s in his mouth and sucks on it hard

rick groans incredibly loudly into negan's mouth, his fingers tightening their grip slightly on the other man's cheek. his hips begin to gentle grind against wherever on negan's body they come in contact with given the height difference.