#physics shitpost

[platinumhexschism]

According to the Iliad, Helen had the beauty to launch a thousand ships.

The beauty necessary to launch one ship, therefore, can be expressed as a millihelen.

If we now assume that a negative millihelen is the ugliness needed to sink a ship, we can come to the following conclusions:

1: Submarines control their depth by manipulating the number of millihelens they experience. 2: This makes the Helen a unit of bouyancy. 3: Sirens produce negative millihelens, as they have a habit of sinking ships rather than launching them.

[el-ffej]

xkcd 3090

[lilbluntworld]

Quantum suffering? My brother in Christ I’m suffering enough under the standard model

[mc-freaking-kneecaps]

Cat lady in the 1930s: please Dr Schrödinger what are the results is Tibbles alive or dead???

Erwin Schrödinger, slowly pushing a vial of poison and some radioactive material behind his back, about to come up with quantum superposition:

[cicadis-blog]

Physics Fact of the Day

Water,,

It wet.

[cicadis-blog]

Them: Physics

Me, an intellectual: Natural Philosophy

[interdimentionalsnapdragon]

theoretical physicists hate me because of my swag demeanor and nonchalance about non-linear time events.

"but how can you save yourself from dying in the past if you need to survive to do it? what happened the first time round?"

there is no first time round dipshit, you're altering the past! i can do the same by folding a piece of paper into a Möbius strip, but you dont start pissing your pants then!

[gay-victorian-astronomer]

giggling and kicking my feet like a teenage girl with her diary but it’s just the inevitable end of the universe. you know how it is.