#physics things

[girl4music]

And by that you mean your antimatter equivalent.

[itsalwaysagirl]

I got my entire physics class out of a lab report today and I am still not sure how I did that

[krogrimm]

Things You Hear In Regular Physics

(S=student T=teacher)

S: I’m gonna tell coach! T: *barely loud enough to hear* I won’t care.

T: Phil you better be glad that frog has a green butt hole, cause I was pissed and now I’m happy.

T: am I boring you? Well, your face is boring

T: *as he’s trying to explain an equation* math doesn’t have letters! Screw algebra!

T: if I don’t know it I’m gonna fake it so good you’re gonna think I know it.

T: we aren’t rocket scientists we aren’t gonna kill people if you round wrong

T: *after going on a rant* before I became a coach I was gonna be a dentist. I know numbers.

T: *after telling someone to stop picking their nose and looking quite disturbed/frightened* oh god! I swear I thought he was knuckle deep in there. No Ricardo don’t touch your brain you’ll forget math!

T: You guys are weird when you see something new you just *screams*

T: Meth is chemistry….it’s whatever

T: We’re gonna watch this movie, it’s about stars and it’s boring- Students: *groan* T: Hey! At least it ain’t no worksheet.

[chalkstains-blog]

Being covered in chalk after a long day’s work is so satisfying

[drgrahamchapman]

I'm seriously debating hunting down the astronomy professor and harassing him about the lack of astronomy classes for physics students.