Little in the Middle - An Inappropriate Appreciation Post for Simon's Tiny Waist
Ahem. Just what it says on the Tin.
I saw a meme that said Simon was "Baby Girl" and one of the criteria for this distinction was his tiny waist. And it made me think that, yes, several times while watching Iron Lung I did think to myself, "Man, he sure has the broadest shoulders and the tiniest, little waist."
So well played, meme. Well played.
As Amy once said in an episode of [REDACTED], "Mark is built like a brick shithouse." Ah, truer words never were spoken.
And while Mark is brilliant and talented and inspirational, he is also smokin' hot, handsome, has a voice like velvet, and, yes, well, he is built like a brick shithouse. And Simon does, in fact, have a teeny, sexy, little waist, so. Right. Here ya go.
(There are SO many screenshots on my computer, by the way.)
And please forgive me for objectifying this ridiculously hot man. The devil made me do it.
Look at this nonsense. The green light behind him just further accentuates the sheer tiny of it all. This is the actual shot that made me first say, "Hmm. Methinks his waist is indeed tiny."
This wide shot of him driving shows the breadth of his shoulders off very well.
I think I had to include this one. For the fans, you know?
Lordy. Lordy. Lordy.
Shoulders for miles. Waist for inches. He's an actual inverted triangle.
And for you artistic sorts, yeah, these are great reference images or whatever. I guess. Ba humbug. Frankly, the most important takeaway is LOOK AT THIS MAN! Just look at him! He just wakes up and looks like this on a normal day. That's completely stupid. What is the point of him? He could have shared some of the good looks around, amirite? But, no! He just had to hoard them. Sigh.
Okay, I promise to do better. I'll go back to just thinking of him as a brilliant artist now.
(Slinks back into my dark cave. Slink. Slink. Slink.)
(Most of this is a joke, please don't come after me! I mean, his waist is smol, but I'm not a complete degenerate.)
