#picatssso

[goldsnows]

thinking about modern!jamie and his interesting taste getting quinn or any of his girls the most gaudy lion shaped jewelry ever made

OH MY GOD YES 😭 goodbye i know jaime’s tacky taste expands into every aspect of his life but especially in the fashion/jewelry department cbdndmskd this isn’t fully related but this makes me think of the fact that without rhaena there to balance them out jaimebecca would legit be the tackiest couple ever like they need rhae there to neutralize their worst impulses taste wise lol

also jaime’s go-to gift in general in the modern au is definitely jewelry lmao i def think one of his love languages is gift giving and 9/10 his gifts do not have a price limit attached to them 🫣

however unironically i do think queen rhaena!au princess quinn would probably own a necklace like that and wears it when visiting her lannister side of the family at casterly rock 🤔

[robnikmeria]

nymeria is literally so beautiful seeing that last post with her almost made me swoon 😮‍💨 robb and nik are so lucky

Princess of Dorne FRRRRR Dornes delight 😩 she’s so beautiful it makes me insane. Unfortunately robnik would kill me if I tried to take her from them 😔

also pls mars’ moodboards literally make me insane they’re all so beautiful

[sophieturnersdoppelganger]

hello.... can a newbie like me get a little rundown on your frosted fox au? I'm attracted to drama and mess... 😓

Omg of course!!!

Okay so first off, I use Frosted Fox AU to broadly refer to any world where Alyssandra is married to Eddard. There’s a bunch of sub-AUs within that, but the main timeline is…well, okay, it is messy. The shortest summary is Ned comes with Brandon to Riverrun just before the Harrenhal tourney, Alyssandra is tasked with being the other chaperone for Brancat, she and Ned fall very quickly in love and are married immediately after Harrenhal, then The Rebellion all happens, Catelyn is wed to Stannis, and Alyssandra decides she can in fact be Jon’s mother because she loves mothering and he’s innocent. And then various shenanigans.

It’s messy because Nedaly are bi4bi, switch4switch, verse4verse Freak Maxxed™️ open-minded sluts. So they have quite a few lovers. Which does inevitably lead to SOME drama—it’s widely known that Oberyn is one of their frequent bedfellows, and a few of Aly’s children are rumored to be his, for example—but the biggest thing is that Aly’s last child, Joleyna, is in fact Jaime’s, and he arranges it so that she ends up Lady of Casterly Rock. However, she takes after Alysssandra so much that no one outside of their close circle suspects she’s not Ned’s. But also, by the time she’s born, Nedaly have been Lord and Lady Paramount for 20 years, PLUS Jon has recently been recognized as King, so like. Who’s gonna say shit to them??? Literally no one.

Now. There is also mess on Dragonstone/in the Red Keep. Because Robert wants Catelyn but she and Cersei have a rivals-but-lovers thing but also she’s got ~vibes~ with Melisandre. Stannis is never being cucked because he does not carrrrrrre. He wants his wife to have a girlfriend!! He is very tired!! At most he’s smug at having gotten one over on Robert because HE sees Cersei in a state of undress WAY more than his stupid brother does. (Is Cersei also sometimes getting down with Aly? Yes. AND??)

[andrekros]

https://www.tumblr.com/andrekros/823867482759725056/modern-ormundcerelle?source=share

not to sound crazy but gigi as cerelle is literally the casting of a lifetime it's borderline impossible for me to be able to picture her as anyone else 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i literally love her sm it's insane !! changing my cerelle fc to her was lowkey the best decision i ever made in regards to stars above like 😩 i think there's definitely something to be said about cerelle's fc being a supermodel too... a parallel to be drawn between that job/everything it brings + how cerelle is viewed in-universe !!

also i am using this ask as an excuse to showcase all the gigi pics i have collected over the months that SCREAM cerelle

[the-maesters-chronicles]

I have to know more about Aella!! is there anything you can share about her? :0

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Lady Aella of the Summer Isles is a sharp-witted, overly enthusiastic (feral gremlin) noble of the Summer Isles who comes as a diplomat to Driftmark around 65 AC, discussing trade routes and relations, or at least going with Daemon Velaryon, who I believe was the Lord of Driftmark at the time.

But instead of meeting Lord Daemon, she catches the attention of the young ebullient and downright boisterous heir of Driftmark, Corwyn. Corwyn smiles at her like an idiot.

Basically a chaotic romance and she marries Corwyn in 67 AC, Corlys being born the next year (going with my show canon calculation.)

Also, because, Aella being a chaos goblin who once slapped Corwyn with a fish because he was being rude, being the mother to:

IS DEEPLY FUNNY IN MY HEAD.

Canon wise though, she dies not long after Corwyn.

I'd like to think that she had plenty of possessions (like jewels, rings, a little diary) at Driftmark that remained there when she died.

Had she survived to see Corlys marry Rhaenys, I can imagine her being in absolute awe of Jocelyn Baratheon actually. (THEY SHOULD'VE MET 😭)

[ourswansongg]

viserra and 'what they smell like'

I gotta know what perfume she uses...

in terms of scent, she smells like the sea – a bit of salt with seafoam/seaweed. floral scents combined with earthy scents, sweet and delicate notes for the exotic smell of pearls. floral scents with dewy notes for the smell of water. some playful fruity scents, sometimes rich vanilla ones. honestly, she’s enough to give someone a headache just by existing in their general vicinity – especially her mother, rhaenys, who has quite a strong nose.

as for the perfumes she uses: miss dior, hypnotic poison (anything from dior, really), chanel no.5 (again, anything from chanel), anything from yves saint laurent, anything from victoria’s secret fragrances, sometimes the tom ford she steals from her boyfriends.

can you tell she’s my main oc? 😭🤚 thank you for the ask!!!! <3

[goldsnows]

https://www.tumblr.com/goldsnows/813987676320628736/if-they-had-a-kid-meme?source=share

spinning back because I didn't even think about a crossover being an option... thinking about an ethan/alyssa baby 🙂‍↕️

okay for some reason i became very fixated on this being in an au where alyssa is the lady of driftmark and, as a second son, ethan is married off to her and is seen as her consort !!

Name: Rhaenys Velaryon

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Mousy brown hair, big-blue eyes, and a very rounded face! I feel like she gets her blue eyes from Rebecca’s genetics via Ethan 😭 but I could also def see her having a very deep indigo color that’s more reminiscent of the Targs!

Personality: This girl is the empath of all time tbh! She feels things so deeply whether it’s anger, joy, or sadness. I feel like she’d be very shy and prefer to spend time by herself — she struggles to make friends! Loves history, reading, and studying the constellations (just like her dad!) would definitely be the type to start crying when overwhelmed.

Special Talents: She knows how to tie the perfect sailing knots!

Who they like better: Ethan

Who they take after more: Alyssa

Personal Head canon: I have two actually! 1 is she is definitely autistic just like both of her parents! 2 is her name is definitely a tribute to both Rhaena and Rhaenyra lol along with Alyssa’s grandmother Rhaenys!

Face Claim: Florence Hunt

[goldsnows]

https://www.tumblr.com/goldsnows/821055119619751936/what-is-joffrey-and-ethans-dynamic-like-how-does?source=share

I'm not sure if we can ask about canon/canon relationship but that post made me want to ask do you guys have any differences in how you depict Robert and Joffrey's father-son relationship in crimson clover vs canon?

you can ALWAYS ask about canon/canon relationships in the crimson clover-verse <3 i love getting to discuss the canon characters and our takes on them! hmm i'm not sure if we have any crazy differences? joffrey is, above all, a case of nature vs nurture. no one is inherently born evil and a lot of why joffrey is who he is stems from robert and cersei's parenting! the quote that rlly stuck out to us both in terms of characterizing their relationship comes from stannis in a storm of swords

"Joffrey opened up the poor thing with a dagger to see if it were true. When he found the kittens, he brought them to show to his father. Robert hit the boy so hard I thought he'd killed him."

robert is a violent, drunken, hunter who revels in his accomplishments in battle. joffrey mimics this behavior in an EXTREMELY fucked up way by presenting his father with the corpse of a pregnant cat, and gets hit so hard that stannis mf'ing baratheon was concerned robert had killed him from the force of the blow... 😭 this is significant to me bc stannis is such a serious no-nonsense character that you KNOW it had to have been horrific to elicit that kind of reaction from him joffrey wants robert's approval but never fully gets it. like, yeah, he's the first-born son and heir but he's never seen by his father in the way he truly wants to be nor does he ever fully earn his love 🤷 but he rlly wants to emulate his father and that definitely begins to show in terms of his relationship with tara and how it mirrors the robert/cersei dynamic