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[yasuo-the-unforgiven]

She held the marker, quite unsure how to write with it without the aid of magic. With a suffering sigh, she reached for his side as she steadies herself, intending to write on his bare arm--or what she thought was his arm..? All she could manage is a horrid squiggle of: "Freedom".

[ Grab a marker and write something on my muse! - Anywhere over my muse’s body.] - Not accepting

“Freedom? Is that what you wrote? Rather curious choice of word... specially without a context. I am curious as to why you’d choose such a word. I at least would not scribble it without a good reason - specially upon the arm of a stranger...”

[the-lady-and-the-old-king]

Cold Power

@pickaxehead

Power. It’s what brought the Avatar to the Freljord. Well that and her boundless sense of adventure. There was a constant pulse of power that came from the frozen country, however that was not her main domain and frankly none of her concern. Though it did get her attention as a goddess, something akin to a flame at a distance. It was noticeable, but not an immediate concern.

However now that she had the freedom to explore. While a majority of her being was still a goddess, this part of her was separate...it was fun. However experiencing the cold in the outfit she wore was something she did not expect! It was one of the reasons why she was still thankful she had a connection to her godly powers, allowing her to regulate her temperature and not freeze herself to death. 

“Now then...were is it coming from. Well, all the fun is finding out where it is~” She chuckled as she made her way through the mountains. Some would say lost, she would say in motion

[calix-daesyn]

Smells like vanilla and dead flowers.

“Oh! Well, that seems like it would be pleasant enough. As long as the flowers aren’t...rotting? Thank you.”

[trolloflegend]

Headcanon + Frostguard ( give lissy da dirt :3 )

Send me a word plus ‘Headcanon’ and I’ll give a headcanon based on that word.

If asked, the troll would admit no relation to the Frostguard and, depending on who is asking, may even feign knowing they even exist. He will admit knowing of the Ice Witch if mentioned, as everyone knows of the old tales including some trolls, but otherwise the word “Frostguard” would hold little meaning to him.

If mentioned by an ally, Trundle would speak well of the side he has chosen. He will still scoff at Iceborn underlings of the witch or otherwise, but whether it is teasing or actually seeing himself as a higher being is not unclear in the slightest. He is a higher ranking than the rest of the army. There is not much time between him reminding others of this.

In his own, honest thoughts, the only true part of these replies are his views on the Iceborn underlings compared to himself. Very little care is felt toward his allied side save for one important fact; the Frostguard ruling the Freljord is the key to his rightful throne – to being the ruler of the Freljord –  and he will play this game of “teamwork” for as long as needed to claim what is his.

[hook-and-chains]

ship meme~ lissy, you and buttrox. threshy in the middle of the sandwich ofc. :3c

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! (Accepting)

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - As long as they can considering it would be a triad

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Thresh and Lissy had been together first and she got into a relationship with Aatrox… then they all kinda began to love each other.

How was their first kiss? - For Lissandra it was sudden (obviously since she is blind), Aatrox’s was more rough XD

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Well, considering this is a triad… Thresh and Aatrox propose to Lissandra and then they propose to each other~

Who is the best man/men? - For Thresh: Hecarim, Karthus, Mordekaiser. Aatrox: …? Not quite sure. You decide there <3

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Lissandra you decide as well >w> I wouldn’t know~

Who did the most planning? - All of them combined

Who stressed the most? - They all seem pretty level headed as they have 3 to help here

How fancy was the ceremony? - (Since it’s one for all three of them…)Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - LUCIAN, Ashe and Sejuani, Tryndamere

Sex:

Who is on top? - B) Threesomes… so anyone really~

Who is the one to instigate things? - Probably either Thresh or Aatrox, or even Lissandra if n the mood

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 (I feel like with Thresh things can get VERY interesting.) | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Pretty long since Thresh doesn’t tire and will last a long while, I’m sure all are very resilient

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Of course considering they are 3 people, it should be equal

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 (Heavily depends on the person~) | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Will only apply to Lissandra… I feel like if she wants kids with both of them they would at least have 2 children all together.

How many children will they adopt? - Maybe…

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Lissandra cuz she’s the mommy

Who is the stricter parent? - Thresh for sure

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lissandra

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - All of them

Who is the more loved parent? - Most likely Lissandra but, equal love for all of them

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? All of them

Who cried the most at graduation? - Thresh and Aatrox will comfort Lissandra if need be but they are all proud

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Thresh… no questions asked XD

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - I feel they would all take turns! 6 pairs of hands

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Thresh…

Who does the grocery shopping? - Once again, all of them so that the boys can carry the groceries home and make it easier on Lissandra… plus they are big and strong~

How often do they bake desserts? - Every once in a while

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Probably a bit of both, Thresh himself doesn’t need to eat but he will indulge for the two of them

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Probably either Aatrox or Lissandra… Thresh on occasion if he’s not busy with his work

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Thresh

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Thresh and Aatrox lmao XD

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Lissandra

Who is really against chores? - Thresh

Who cleans up after the pets? - Aatrox

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Thresh

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Lissandra

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aatrox

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lissandra since she’s the lady of the house, though I guess if all of them have a shower… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Thresh

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Often, especially in the winter season ;)

What are their goals for the relationship? - Stay together, they all have each other~

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Thresh doesn’t sleep but I feel like Aatrox would XD

Who plays the most pranks? - Thresh, no doubt

@pickaxehead @embodimentofwar

[corpus-caeleste]

"Winter comes. Bound in flesh, what are you to do but cow to the cold."

❝Well, for one, I could simply - you know - wait. These things, they always come back around.❞ He twirled a finger in a little circle, rather nonchalantly. 

 ❝Who do you think set this little pebble of a planet spinning?❞ 

[hook-and-chains]

Flirts by sitting on Threshy. As a connoisseur of all things sat on, she must test if he is adequate for lofty rears such as her own. :3c

Upon sitting in his broad lap he grins running his sharp digits along her sides. “Are you perhaps tired, my queen? You look quite weary to sit on me like this. I don’t mind however.” Thresh’s hands stop at her hips as if he is waiting for her to make a move but even he was relaxed with this position.

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[trolloflegend]

Rubs his side.

Her touch chilled every inch it grazed over, a sensation the frost troll relished in with each stroke across his bare side – or, he would, if not for its source. There were not many whose skin was so deathly cold. It left little guessing as to who now stood in the Troll King’s presence.

Casting aside the dread of his unexpected visitor, Trundle’s head turned to peer down from the corner of his eye. A lax, teasing smile greeted her with a tiny puff to match.

“Remind me to get you mittens next time I’m in town.”

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