#pickle puns

[ppickles4]

omggg! no way did you just post a new chapter of city rangers! I just entered ao3 and I am literally gonna have a heart attack I'm so excited! oh great pickle...Lord? idk. Thank you for blessing us so! Also I apologize, but I have not had nearly enough water today...please do not punish me great pickle god! I WAS BUSY I tell you! I was working on midterms. (I'm way ahead on school)

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED YOUNG CUCUMBER!!!!

I forgive your hydration negligence. But only if you hydrate right now! 🥒 😈 🔪 or the claussen under your bed will get to you.

(apparently claussen is a pickle brand. the more you know.)

also i didn't get more chapters out today cus my sisters getting married and i had to get fit for my bridesmaid dress. but ive got a lot of ideas.

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[hagleyvault]

See ya in hell, vegetables! It’s National Pickle Day! Established in 1949 by the Pickle Packers Association (now Pickle Packers International), the holiday has been celebrated with relish for the past seventy years.

We’re salting away our vegetables today with this ca. 1930s pamphlet from the Worcester Salt Company, a salt supplier founded in Warsaw, New York in 1894. In the decade prior to this pickle pamphlet’s publication, the company’s customers were rewarded for their brand loyalty with tokens proclaiming them to be part of Worcester’s "Don't Worry Club", a popular commercialization of the Don’t Worry Movement inspired by the 1890s writings of Theodore Frelinghuysen Seward (1835–1902).

This pamphlet part of our Carol Litchfield Collection on the History of Salt (Accession 2012.219).  You can find the fully digitized version, which has recipes for kosher pickles, dill pickles, pickled beets, sour pickles, pickled corn, pickled dandelion greens, pickled turnip tops, salted green beans, and solutions to all your pickle troubles (so long as those troubles are soft pickles, slippery pickles, shriveled pickles, hollow pickles, hard water, or scum) online in our Digital Archive now. Just click here! You’ll have to find a suitable substitute for Worcester Salt, though, as the company was purchased by Morton Salt in 1949.

[wolframalpha]

We relish National Pickle Day

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[ppickles4]

Just a pickle girl

Living in a crunchy world

Took the midnight brine

Going anywhere

Just a kosher boy!

Grown and soaked in sour dill-troit!

Took the midnight brine

going anywhere

A pickle in a soaking room

a smell of brine and sweet jar fumes!

For a smile they can share dill-light

It soaks on and on and on and on

Flavor soakin’

Up and down the pickle jar

Cucumber ferment in the brine

Sweet brine, pickles

Dillin just to find claussen

Brinin somewhere in the night

Gherkin hard just to get my dill

Everybody wants pickles

Payin’ anything to relish brine

Just one more time

Sour gherkin, sour dill lose

Some will learn and ferment blues

Whoa, the flavor never fades

It soaks on and on and on and on

Flavor soakin’

Up and down the pickle jar

Cucumber ferment in the brine

Sweet brine, pickles

Dillin just to find claussen

Brinin somewhere in the night

Don’t soak brine-lievin’

Relishing that feelin’

Sweet brine, pickles

Don’t soak brine-lievin’

Relishing that feelin’

Sweet brine, pickles

Don’t soak brine-lievin’

Relishing that feelin’

Sweet brine, pickles

[gurabiti]

kcminari replied to your post:                            ❛ pickle cotton candy,...

im gonna have to ask you to stoP

                            ❛ Somebody sounds like they have been pickled~ ❜

[808lionfire]

One costume party later...

Nino: dude... you're a pickle.

Adrien: *smirks* I guess I'm just...

Marinette: *groans* here we go again.

Adrien: ...kind of a big *dill*.

[tabikato]

@ all my friends winky smiley face

[spartaku17]

What do pickles do when they have a problem? They dill with it.