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[volcainist]

Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

[milkchocolatepuppies]

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

[politicalsci]

rest in peace stephen hawking (1942-2018)

[caprette-is-no-longer-active]

Hi guys,

My mother went missing while on a road trip and I would be so incredibly grateful if you could reblog this missing persons post my sibling made.

We haven’t heard from her since 1/21/19

[stability]

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

[theequeerstrian]

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[thatcrazymage]

… why not? Lets reblog!

[left-eye-blind-deactivated20190]

I’m in a debate with a friend about Lila’s likability.

I ask that you take 2 seconds to either like or reblog depending on your opinion of her:

Like if you think Lila is a good person.

Reblog if you think Lila is not a good person.

(I, personally, think she’s an awful person, but I welcome all thoughts about her. It’s not my place to judge your opinion.)

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

They are going to pass all of their finals

[socialistwaluigi-deactivated202]

who?

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

the student reading this ❤️

[zaynschickens]

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

[ash-soka]

so not nearly as old but, this is a 12th century stave church in lom, norway (one of less than 40 left in the world)

it’s hard to see, but in the top left corner of this photo where the light comes in from the window, there’s a runic inscription

these photos show it more clearly, it’s easier to see in person. so of course one of the people i was travelling with asked what it said, and we were told it basically translates to:

“on this day, I climbed to this point, in the corner of the church”

people really have always been people

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[snubbin]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Please watch this.

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

In pop culture, slackers are portrayed as playing guitar, but learning to play any instrument requires a lot of commitment and attention, the opposite of what a slacker stands for.

[regicide1997]

*psst* It’s the fact that capitalism doesn’t value artistic ability if it can’t turn a profit. Capitalism sees all the amateur buskers and starving artists and assumes that, since they’re barely getting by, they must not be putting in enough effort.

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[thatswhenyouseesparks-deactivat]

Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

[terecita-deactivated20201128]

don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

[1nksplotched-deactivated2014020]

#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

[retaliatesfirst]

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

[thefeathercloak]

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

[cremblr]

if this isn’t the best post i don’t

[lilyrose225writes]

So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

[son-of-drogo]

Witch King: No living man can kill me!

several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*

Witch King: Oh fuck…

[immortalsins]

*screeches* We aRE NO MEN

[just-shower-thoughts]

The new Lion King can’t be considered “Live Action”, because every character is CGI.

[808lionfire]

THANK YOU

[travelingwildflowerr-blog]

Enjoy this meme I made instead of writing

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Reblog this meme instead of writing.

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

i do bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

is the law on our side if i say ay?

[firebreathingeli]

No

[mordication]

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[mordication]

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

[firebreathingeli]

No better

[mordication]

well, sir

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[mordication]

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

[classannalampost]

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control