#pick-up lines

[belzebubsofficial]

Merry Hexmas, my friends. Hope you’re enjoying the holidays.

[colonelcalebskeychain]

My HC of which of my favorite pick-up lines the LADS would be (and yes I'm including Valko so if you're butthurt, scroll past because we don't need that negativity in my house)

Caleb: Hi, my name is Caleb, but you can call me tonight~

Sylus: I didn't know which one you liked, so I got you all of them.

Valko: Do you have a name, or can I call you 'mine'?

Xavier: I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

Zayne: I had a good pick-up line ready to go, but you're so good-looking, I'm speechless

Rafayel: You know, we need to save the planet and conserve water, let's shower together~

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Do you have any list of flirty pick up lines or comebacks that is just so smooth the recipient can’t help but become a blushing mess because of it?

Flirting Prompts

Flirt Prompts Part I

Flirt Prompts Part II

Flirty Pick-up Lines Prompts

"Let's hug and see how perfect we fit together."

"You should know that I have asthma, just in case you intend on taking my breath away on a regular basis."

"I never believed in love at first sight, but now I've looked at you and my perspective has definitely changed."

"I heard that you can determine how well you fit together with another person by kissing them. Want to skip the small talk and see if we're compatible?"

"My mother told me to follow my dreams, but I don't want to look like a stalker, so can I just take your hand and walk beside you?"

"Want to go to a museum with me and make all the paintings jealous with your beauty?"

"I'm an organ donor, but you took away my heart faster than I thought."

"You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, I want to spend many more days with you."

"I'm really terrible at flirting. Do you want to see it?"

"My hands are a bit cold. Mind warming it up for me?"

"You’re my personal queen bee. Can’t help but wanting to buzz around you." "Really? Was that your best line?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt." (#293)

"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot." "Actually it’s primarily because of too much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere." (#340)

"I think destiny wants us to be together, and you should never argue with destiny." (#690)

Hope you enjoy them!

- Jana

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[catnipster69]

Pick-Up Lines

“Hey, man. You got a light?” The long-haired man leaned against a pillar and held up his cigarette.

Sam reached into his pocket for his zippo, but didn’t immediately offer it. Instead, he fidgeted with the lid, flipping it open and closed repeatedly. “You come here often?”

The man looked around, like he wasn’t sure where he was, and he frowned before answering, “I don’t think so. This isn’t my usual vibe.” He scratched at his arm and looked uncomfortable.

Sam looked around too. Not exactly crowded, and it was late: after midnight. “I’ve spent more time here than I’d like. Name’s Sam, by the way.”

“Gary. Uh… where exactly are we? I don’t remember too well.”

Sam chuckled. “Maybe you partied too hard, huh?”

Gary nodded. “Yeah. I guess I did.” He grinned, and his smile was gruesome.

Sam looked over his shoulder, and then turned back to Gary. “You want that light?” He lit the zippo and held it up.

Gary put the cigarette to his lips and leaned forward. Suddenly, he screamed, and his whole body went up in a blaze until there was nothing left.

Sam closed the lighter and turned back to Dean, who stood over the smoking grave.

Dean said, “What, were you hitting on him? ‘You come here often?’ Really, Sam, that was the best you could do? And also, you have the worst lines.”

Sam shook his head. “Well, it worked. All I had to do was delay him. And my lines seem good enough for you. ‘Kiss me, Dean.’ ‘Suck my dick, Dean.’ ‘Bend over, Dean.’”

Dean gathered up the shovels and walked towards Sam. “You make a good point. Let’s get out of here so you can practice more lines on me.”

Sam grinned and followed him back to the car.

[mochie85]

Don't ask me why, but I was researching "angel" pick-up lines. And I clicked on the first site that came up. 🤣🤣 Here are some of my favorites.

30+ Angel Pick-up Lines.

I don’t believe in God, but if I would, you’d be the answer to all my prayers. 🤨

Why did you fall from heaven? Was it because I was praying so hard? 😶

So, do you like spending your Christmas on the tree? *Wait for them to ask why* Because that’s where angel ornaments are placed. (facepalm)

Did you see my grandma before you left heaven? (FFS, really? 🤣)

Is that a stairway to heaven in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? (Pffft 😂)

And, NO! I will not be using these on my fics!

@michelleleewise @lokisgoodgirl @xorpsbane @goldencherriess @vbecker10 @muddyorbs @fictive-sl0th @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @wheredafandomat @lucylaufeyson3 @theaudacitytowrite @immersed-in-mischief @lokischambermaid

[mafiaking]

[The avengers playing Truth or Dare]

Tony, to y/n: Truth or dare

Y/n: Dare and give me a good one

Tony: ok I dare you to flirt with Romanoff

Y/n smirks then turns to Nat

Y/n: what's up baby

Nat: hey

Y/n: You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Sam: There's 26 letters in the alphabet!

Y/n: Silly me! How could I forget the you (u) are (r) a

cu- (q) tie (t)

Nat: hehe

Sam: No! that's only 25 you're still missing one!

Y/n: oh I'm sorry I'm sorry silly me. You can get that D later 😏

Nat blushes 🤭

Tony: Did y/n make the famous Black Widow blush

Nat: Shut up Stark!

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