#pictured: chilli

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Darkness and Chili

(I just had to)

Hah! You sure captured ‘em. Adorable.

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I had a lot of stuff delivered lately. Here, have some boxes for kitty.

*puts down several kitty-sized boxes and one suspiciously hedgehog-sized box*

…… why did we have to get in the box?

‘Cause it’s fun! Right?

Hm.

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Who looked after the house/cats when you guys were gone?

We’ve been home the whole time.

Yep. Home with the cats.

Resting.

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SHADOW LET SONIC GET AN ORANGE CAT TO NAME CHILI

What–where did this cat come from?!

Dude, did you like, make a cat out of nothing?? Or steal a cat from somebody???

… we’ll have to do this right if we’re going to be keeping it.

Right. Gotta do the whole slow introduction thing, yeah?

It’s a good thing we’re in a bigger house now…

Can we call him—

Not Chilli Dog.

Fiiiiiine. … what about just Chilli though?

……

You got to name Darkness! It’s only fair!

All right. Chilli it is.

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Does Chilli ever get a turn with the universally shared Orange Cat Braincell?

He hasn’t done a single intelligent thing since we found him. Which I could also say for Sonic, so it makes sense that they’ve bonded.

Wooooowwwww, someone’s feeling sassy tonight~

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How Silly is Chilli on a scale of 1-10

10.

Easily a 10.

He has managed to get himself stuck in, and subsequently broken, four vases already.

Don’t worry, we’re givin’ Darkness plenty of loving, too!

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WAIT darkness is a girl and chilli is a boy? are we allowing these cats to reproduce if they wanna orrrrrr

just thinking incase youknowwwww 😭😭

Hah! We got Darkness spayed a while back, don’t worry. Nooooo litters of kittens for us.

We’re keeping them separate for now, also.

Thanks for the cat stuff! Good for him to have his own stuff that doesn’t smell like Darkness, probably.

He’s going to be a handful. He’s already knocked several potted plants off the ledge…

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can I pet your tiddies? *looking at the cats, pointing* titties.

I'm sorry but that's what I was thinking seeing the two- that "can I pet your titties" meme!

also, seeing you? I wanna squish ya. you look so squishy and fluffy. cuteness aggression is overwhelming. you? I like you. you're cool. I wanna fuckin squeal every time I see ya, you're so precious. squish them cheeks n give your bae lots of smooches for me, since I can't do it myself, and so I don't personally disrespect your boundaries by mistake. I just love you so much I wanna RRRRGGH, SQUEEZE YOU AND SMOTHER YOU WITH AFFECTION AND LOVE, but I sadly cannot.

I have now realized that I am being overwhelmingly blunt. I sorry but it's true. 💔

you don't have to respond to this. I'm very sorry but I love my booyysss... 😞 I like my rats a bit too much, as you can see by my username. tell me how this looks when I send it in lol

sincerely, an insecure introverted autism moment ❤️

(I wouldn't be surprised if you've had longer asks)

……… What?

Eheh. Wow. Uh. Passionate, huh? Thanks for. Not. Squeezing us.

I do not want to be squeezed.