#pie anon

[blood-feathers]

Do you ever want to settle down? Have a family or anything like that? Or are you content being a spy and doing your spy shenanigans?

- 🥧

If only it were that easy. Look, the thing about this job is that once you're in it, you're kind of in it forever. You gain too many enemies in this line of work to just sit in one place and raise a kid. If I settled down, I would be putting more people than just me in danger.

You gotta find your own happiness this deep in the shit pit.

[wxs-len-official]

WE'RE HERE!!! @vbs-len-official @mmj-len-official

[vbs-len-official]

ATTENTION!

I am starting a gofundme page! We need to save N25 Len from getting pied and to suffer from the lasting effects of feeling constantly watched and feeling afraid of a tin pan! We don't want him to be a victim of the Pie Anon. Me, MMJ Len, and WxS Len are currently on foot towards Empty Sekai, but I feel as if we may not get in time. We need YOUR help! If each person who sees this donates just a few dollars, we can have enough money to buy a car or teleportation machine or something to get there in time to warn and protect N25 Len! Please consider helping and spread the word!

[myfairkatiecat]

[slimeranch7]

Hello! I found your blog through your post about the Genshin girls as monsters, and I really liked your blog and other posts!

But speaking of that post, it made me think about Eula! A wight Eula to be exact, so I hope I can share it with you! ^^

Being the highest class of undead, Eula had been living in the mansion at the outskirts of your hometown way before the founder of the village had even drawn their first breath. Eula was a monster, an undead creature of the night, but above all that she was a noble, a merciful at that, so she allowed the humans to move in and live on her territory. They thanked her, they praised her, but after a few decades. Nothing. No more gifts, visits or the occasional sacrifice she would turn down, they forgot about her completely.

Every day she would be sat near the window, seeing the young kids growing older and older without being able to leave her home to make herself known to them. She wouldn't lower herself to their level just for companionship. Until one day, someone had the courage- nay, the hubris to enter her home. It enfuriaded her, but she decided to let is passs. Letting the young human do as they desire as a way to show her superiority over her kind. She was generous with the people she allowed to live on her backyard.

To her, a lesson was given so the human would be grateful for being able to live another day without even having to face the lord of the land. But to you, you only got confirmation that the old mansion was indeed empty, and all those spooky tales that passed down from generation to generation were lies after. So you came back again, lounging on the antique couches. And again to keep your sweets hidden so no one could eat them before you could. And again to hide when you had to take care of the kids in the village while their parents went out to hunt. All of those times, nothing happened. Well, each time the air inside grew colder and colder to the point you could see your breath dancing in the air, but that's it.

Until one day, you brought some friends to take a look at your very own secret place. But it's on that day that Eula herself realized that she doesn't sharing all of her belongings. She grew to love the daily visits, everything coming closer and closer to hear her new-found friend exploring her surroundings. But the peace and warmth you brought would not be disturbed by some loudmouth delinquents, she would make sure of it.

She only gave and gave whatever humanity wanted to them, wasn't it about time she took someone in return?

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I hope you liked reading that. Also I hope it would also be OK to interact with you ^^; Oh! And welcome back to the hellsite :D can't wait to see you active again!

-Pie anon

Pie anon that is a horrifically beautiful concept, ty for this welcome back gift lmao

It's perfectly fine to interact just as long as u read the rules and abide by it. Then again i rly have no way of enforcing them so I'm just relying on my audience's integrity 😉

Content warnings: DEAD DOVE

You'd have no idea she's even there. She's in the walls, in the furniture, always prying, always watching and waiting patiently.

To you, it's free real estate. Everyone else is too afraid to approach, all the omens, the stories of a vengeful spirit residing in the barren estate, and despite the ungodly amount of cleaning you have to subject yourself to, the rooms grow familiar and even nice and quaint over time. It feels like a hard earned vacation home.

On the other hand, unbeknownst to her cute little visitor, Eula has eyes on your every move. That includes your... Unnecessary stowaway.

They're loud. Disruptive. Unkempt. Nothing like what you are, quiet and tidy and graceful, just the way she likes it. It's her house, her rules, and if she doesn't want them, she'll make it happen.

It took some convincing from their part, so it's your first time reluctantly revealing your secret little hideout, but all the years you've been hanging out here, you've never felt this sense of unease and dread.

The air feels colder than usual, the blankets you keep here are no longer keeping the chills at bay. Things are missing, books sometimes slide off the table. You swear you left the front door closed, why is it swinging wide open?

The halls- it's beginning to twist and turn in ways you can't comprehend. The kitchen should've been this way... It's not that you're lost, you cluelessly try to navigate with your friends laughing as they tail behind you.

Everywhere you turn, it leads right back to the front door, which seems to have stayed open no matter how many times you've shut it close. Maybe something's wrong with the hinges?

Maybe they should return another day, when you're in the right mind, when you've finally gotten these faulty doors fixed up.

But when everyone's stepped out, the door slams shut in your face before you can even make a move.

A hauntingly graceful voice of a woman seems to echo all around. She carries her tone with dignity, yet it's laced with a low, boiling anger.

"I've let you off the hook far too many times. But this. This is overstepping."

You're still faced against the door, disbelief and shock still stuck in your system. You can't seem to move, muscles unresponsive, despite doing everything in your power to desperately claw at the door.

A ghostly pale hand reaches around your waist, too close to your lower abdomen. A cold breath tickles you ear. "And for that, i will exact vengeance."

[fruitytulip]

What is going on what is the pie anon what am I missing? Someone help please explain I’m so confused

[my-fair-katie-of-the-lake]

I hope you like pie since I’m sending some your way! 💕💕🥧

I do love pie!

….is this the TMBS pie anon?

……..welcome to my Christian blog, whichever pie anon this is! 💙

[laymedowntorest]

How does Vanessa treats the animatronic on your smol guys AU? Does Ronnie love his job? How much is their paycheck? - 🥧

Beyond dealing with Sun’s kitten like demanding for attention and to be held, and Moon crawling all over her like a jumping spider, she treats them well. Delicately bc smol. But they do test her patience sometimes pft

Ronnie loves his job! It's easy beyond the clinging boys. But they’re more of a nuisance then any real problems. Outside smol guys au, depends really

Your guess how much their paycheck is! I imagine it's less then if the au took place in game, as there isnt as many threats of being hurt.