#pierarles

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Charles: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.  Pierre: You and me!  Charles: *tearing up* Ok.

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The Calamars Club Emoji Challenge - Part 2

Part 1 here.

I an excited to reveal another four AMAZING FICS for the Calamars Club Emoji Challenge!

The rules for the Emoji Challenge were simple: each participant was sent three emojis from the Calamars Club's (extensive) collection, and asked to write a short fic inspired by at least one of them.

A big thank you to @welightitup. This event was your baby, and you fucking smashed it. I love you so much. ❤️ And another thank you to @wolfiemcwolferson, whose idea this was in the first place!

Enjoy, and don't forget to show our authors some love. 🥰

Briony, Tia, Katie and Jaylin ❤️💙

Sweater Weather by @welightitup | T

“Pierre, I really need to shower. I was so sweaty playing basketball in this.”

“Yes, well, that was your own fault, no?” Pierre chides without any heat, rolling his eyes.

“Hey!” Charles exclaims with a pout.

“I mean, who wears a jumper to play basketball?” Pierre chuckles against Charles’ lips.

aka Charles needs a shower, Pierre just wants sex.

bless my darkness; bless my light by @vicsy | M

It only happens when he sleeps. There isn’t a warning or a sense of impending doom. Sometimes Charles sees the past, long gone. Sometimes the future, far off or just around the corner. Sometimes things that will never happen hit him square in the face and Charles tortures himself, looking for signs to know if he should prepare for the worst. Other times, he can’t really tell.

Pierre was never a part of his visions.

two slow dancers by @yukierres | T

Five times people thought Charles and Pierre were courting, and the one time, well, ...

you kiss my face and we're both drunk by @singsweetmelodies | M

Charles splutters, squeezing his eyes shut as champagne drips from his hair and down his face. Pierre's head rolls with the movement as he follows one of the drops, down past Charles' dimple and - huh - right to his lips.

He blinks a bit at that, at that drop of champagne on Charles' lips. Because - Charles' lips.

Charles has very nice lips, Pierre is noticing. Very red, and full, and soft-looking. And it's not that he's never seen Charles' lips before - he has, obviously - but he's never paid attention to them before. Not like this. And that makes all the difference.

All really good friends have That One Time they fucked while drunk. This is Charles and Pierre's.

[f1-disaster-bi]

So I’m going to give you the choice of pairing - either Charles/Pierre or Daniel/Lando (ngl, your writing is kinda making me love that pairing). I can’t pick which one I’d rather see, so I’m giving you the freedom to pick ✌🏻

Trope mashup - vacation/accidentally married (such a cliche but I love it)

Okay I love this and have merged it into one big idea:

Charles and Daniel decide to do a Vegas trip part two

Charles brings Pierre because he wants his friend to relax and let loose

Daniel brings Lando because the guy had a hard few races, and he wants to cheer him up (he also has a bit of a thing for him and if he can't have Lando, seeing him dressed up in a club will be enough)

It's a bit awkward at first

Lando is shy and anxious despite being friends with Charles cause of his crush on Dan and the fact him and Pierre have a weird competition going on

A competition that manifests during the last night of their vacation

Pierre makes an offhand comment at Lando and Lando takes offense

This leads to a drinking competition while Dan and Charles egg them on

Lando ends up cuddling into a startled but happy Daniel, and gazing at him with puppy dog eyes

Pierre has Charles in his lap and sees Lando and Daniel and announces that him and Charles make a better couple

Pierre and Lando started arguing until Charles defends Pierres comments and Daniel can't let the slander slide and is pressed against Landos back defending him and Lando as the best couple

Of course this manifests in them racing to the Chapel to 'prove who is the better couple' and then they black out

Lando wakes up the next morning with one of those cheap plastic tiara veils in his curls, ring on his finger and curled up in his voxers with Daniel

Before he can freak out Daniel rolls over and kisses him and tells him he doesn't remember much but he knows he wants to be his husband

Similarly Charles and Pierre wake up together, but naked and Charles just shrugs it off because as pierre says 'we were always going to end up here, where we velong, who cares if we skipped a few steps?' before drawing Charles back to him so they can celebrate their marriage

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Lando: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Carlos: *blushing* I—

Charles, butting into the conversation: Pierre is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Pierre: Are you coming to bed? Charles: I can't. This is important. Pierre: What? Charles: Someone is wrong on the internet.

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Charles: Why doesn’t Pierre find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Carlos: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Charles: *bites lip*

Carlos: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Pierre: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Charles:

Pierre: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Charles: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Pierre: It's so cute when Charles.

Yuki:

Pierre:

Yuki: When Charles...?

Pierre: Yeah.