F1 incorrects

Formula 1 incorrect quotes ✌🏼Most are taken from tumblr :) and for legal reasons all of these are jokes and not meant serious

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Hiya! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine! 🕊️

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

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So that if someone comes onto my acc and wants to like everything they can also do their daily click for Palestine 🇵🇸

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Ollie: If I fall…  Kimi: I’ll be there to catch you.  Alex: *looks at George* What if I fall?  George: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.  Charles: *watches these two interactions*  Charles, to Max: And if I fall?  Max: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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George: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!  Alex: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Max: *looks at Kimi*  Max: Baby boy. Baby.  Max: *looks at George*  Max: Evil.

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Laurent: You three, explain right now!  Liam: It was Max.  Isack: It was Max.  Yuki: It was Max.  Max: Max: …fuck.

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Isack: What are your adjectives?  Lewis: …You mean my pronouns?  Isack: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Lewis: …I dunno. What are yours?  Isack: Noisy and chaotic!  Lewis: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Carlos: Well, has George been wrong before?  Alex: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Lando: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.  Max: But you do know better.

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George: What do we say when making bread?  Alex, glumly: That's the dough rising.  George: And what do we NOT say?  Lando, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

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George: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.  Kimi: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Lando: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.  Oscar: The cow??  Lando: What? Lando: Oscar, W H Y? Oscar: I’m tired, okay!

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Liam: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Isack!  Isack: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Charles: Are we fighting or flirting?  Max: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-  Charles: Your point?

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Alex: What is everyone for Halloween?  George: I’m superman.  Lando: A clown.  Alex: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then? Lando: Rude.

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Lando: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?  George: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.  Lando: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.

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Esteban: A person can really hear themselves think out here.  Esteban’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?  Esteban: Well, that was a mistake.

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Max: Why am I the bad guy?  George: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.