May 23, 2015
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KURT: When would you like your royal carriage (7 seater, black finish, powered by gasoline) to arrive tomorrow, m'lady?
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TEXT ✿ KURTTANY
KURT: When would you like your royal carriage (7 seater, black finish, powered by gasoline) to arrive tomorrow, m'lady?
TEXT ✉ SAM ⇄ BRITTANY
SAM: [marked as read]
[a moment later in rapid succession]
SAM: UM.
SAM: UMM.
SAM: UMMM.
SAM: BRITTANY?????????????????????????? BRITT??????????
SAM: I DON'T THINK YOU MEANT TO SEND THIS TO ME??? I'M NOT SANTANA??????????? YOU'RE SENDING NUDES TO SANTANA????????
SAM: WE NEED TO GET MY NAME AWAY FROM SANTANA'S ON YOUR PHONE. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS???
SAM: OH MY GOD. WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW FOR SURE NOW THAT I'M ALSO 100% INTO BOOBS?????????? I MEAN I STOPPED WATCHING STAR WARS.
piercetastic replied to your photo:
Bears? WHAT.
Not actual bears, Britt. You know how I'm a dolphin? (or a unicorn?) Well, bears are gay men who are a lot bigger and hairier than dolphins.