#dfkbrittany

[hotpinkhummel]

TEXT ✿ KURTTANY

KURT: When would you like your royal carriage (7 seater, black finish, powered by gasoline) to arrive tomorrow, m'lady?

[hotpinkhummel]

TEXT ❀ KURTTANY

KURT: So... do you have a date for prom yet?

KURT: I'm assuming you do, but if you don't and maybe wanted to go with me, this is me asking. You know, as friends.

KURT: The only other out guy is Sebastian, and no thank you. No guy at McKinley would ever ask me, and you're clearly the best pick of the girls.

KURT: I know going 'as friends' really isn't ideal, but it could be fun?

[skankedbra-y]

text message → quitt

QUINN: I've been thinkin' 'bout your proposition, and yeah, I guess the prospect of rekindling what we had for a night doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world. There's a party tomorrow night if you're down. Lemme know and I'll send you the deets.

[shakeitoffsam]

TEXT ✉ SAM ⇄ BRITTANY

SAM: [marked as read]

[a moment later in rapid succession]

SAM: UM.

SAM: UMM.

SAM: UMMM.

SAM: BRITTANY?????????????????????????? BRITT??????????

SAM: I DON'T THINK YOU MEANT TO SEND THIS TO ME??? I'M NOT SANTANA??????????? YOU'RE SENDING NUDES TO SANTANA????????

SAM: WE NEED TO GET MY NAME AWAY FROM SANTANA'S ON YOUR PHONE. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS???

SAM: OH MY GOD. WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW FOR SURE NOW THAT I'M ALSO 100% INTO BOOBS?????????? I MEAN I STOPPED WATCHING STAR WARS.

[skankedbra-y]

text message → quitt

QUINN: Y'know, typically you're supposed to give a girl some warning before you jump her bones.

[ a beat. ]

QUINN: Tripped over any dogs, lately?

[hotpinkhummel]

piercetastic replied to your photo:

Bears? WHAT.

Not actual bears, Britt. You know how I'm a dolphin? (or a unicorn?) Well, bears are gay men who are a lot bigger and hairier than dolphins.