#pifunct

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were watching a vine compiliation

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dog came p to me and stared thne i pet him and he went oeber to other chair. hes one of those dogs that ljust always looks kind of sacared and conernered but hes chill breh he's just bining / his eyes just reflect so much light that he looks sad

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theyre watching a "hot man cpompilation" i could not give less of a fuck oh my fucking fuck , im gonna go smoke

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staaaaawp i coulda dropped my croissant

im your free style dance teacher

that hiurt like abuttcheek on a stick

road wokr ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does

wii bowling

nice ron I SNEEZED OH IM NOT ALLOWED TO SNEEZE

the taste of litridocislitus

make me a yo hyo man but the yo yo master did not yo he just kept of yoing

two rnos in ahottub they ARE gya

WHY ARE yOU RUNNING why are you running

im just chillin in cedar rapids

im washin me and my clothes

the welcome to chilis guy died

REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK I WONT HISEISTATE MBITCH

*motherfucking ads i hate ads i fucking hate ads/ breh THEYRE SITLL GOING IDGAF ABOUT THAT GENERAL OR HIS INSURANCE HE CAN LITERALLY EXPLODE FOR ALL I CARE*

DREW GOODEN writing on his kung fu panda 2

oh my god they were roomates

lana del ray chicken

john cena nose recorder

its the dollar stoar. how good acan it be.

WHOEVERA THREW TRHAT PAPAH

hurcane katrina more like hourricane tortilla

YOU SPILLED LIIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAg

a k n i f e

uvu javer guy became a porn star

w o w

CABBIISISuCABISTU BASCATU LETTUCULETTUCULETTUCUUUU

FUCK YA CH*CIEKN STRIPS fuck ya chicken strips

thats a chicken otherfucker

this bitch empty.... YEET

aaaaaaa squidward on a chair

i love u bitch/ i aint nucer conna stop...

I HAVE TO RESTART MY POTATOS

heelo?

can i whet a waffle? cna i please get a waffle?squidward dab would u anot eat my pants

so u gonna bring a biethday agift

a potato flew around my room bejHFEJKHFAJLHFUSJHUAJHjanuraryferebruary.... its an avocado thanks

del . free sha cova doo

is that a chicken??

zack stop.... zack stop

look at those hickens

kevin sdont wathc the dude dued HTJGDAYHFJGKJAGKSJK

i thought u were bae... turns out ur just fam... b r u h.

i had a grat tem

i dropped my hot pocket

ahhahhaa. i do that

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typing without looking at the keyboard because were playing cards against humanity\

they being gay and stupid (inside joke)

if you cant love yourselfs how u

Obamna

whateber. im a little tipsy i mean ive had reefer like as always .my friend merilee spellled tickelling wrong on the SIY cards against humantiy vard. oh . Being gay and stupi d one

what ahpenning? who casesrs im writing whatever this isnt for YOU.... ITS FOR ME!!!!! im the card tasar this tound\\ gleep glepe glammaeeep gleep

merilee grabbed a card and wais thats a lot of words nad put it tdown and grabbed a new card. #dyslexicqueen

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the dog pulled the john pork card