The 13 Commandments
1. You shall devote your life to worship the magnificent Pigeon Master.
2. You shall not eat pigeons.
3. You shall pray the Pigeon Master at 1:31:3 am every day.
4. You shall fight the ducks at the risk of your life.
5. You shall not talk to other humanoids unless emergencies.
6. You shall like the Sacred Meals.
7. You shall not destroy barns.
8. You shall live at night and sleep during the day.
9. You shall always choose laziness.
10. You shall not mistreat books.
11. You shall not trust automatic correctors.
12. You shall not undo shoelaces of others.
13. You shall keep the cult under secret unless you have to choose new members.











