#pikachic

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*crashes through the door*

*trips over own feet*

*falls on face*

*gets up*

WHAT IF IN THE CAESAR LIVES AU DURING THE ALESSI FIGHT CAESAR GETS HIT BY ALESSI'S STAND-

Y E S

JOKES ON ALESSI, HES JUST MADE CAESAR EVEN MORE POWERFUL

And just. Caesar doesn’t really know what the hell is going on. He should be in Italy with Joseph training, but now he’s standing in the middle of a street with a creepy and poorly dressed idiot and two children who feel vaguely familiar and look a bit terrified….. well, the white haired one does, he can’t really tell what the other one is thinking

The guy also has a giant axe and the white haired kid is bleeding so….. yeah, doesn’t take a scientist to figure out what’s going on.

Needless to say, Jotaro and Polanreff get a front row seat as to how Caesar used to fight in his prime :D

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@pikachic You’re right, the whiplash forced my brain into a Reset, and while this probably wasn’t the intention given the Vibe of the song-

AU where instead of wanting to become an archeologist, Jonathan decides to become a doctor.

And here’s the thing about when you pick a fight with a doctor.

Doctors, and really anyone with intimate knowledge of how the body works, are absolutely terrifying in a fight because they know exactly what does what and how much stress that thing can take before it breaks

And Dio, despite having rejected his humanity to become a vampire, still has the body structure of that of a human. And the massive boost vampirism gives is only that. A boost. Meaning that it simply built off of Dio’s preexisting abilities.

Dio’s abilities, which Jonathan has probably been unconsciously studying for years.

So…… yeah, sorry not sorry Dio, you’re in for a Time

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About the haunted AU-

What if their ghosts could see and talk to each other.

Imagine the interactions.

The angst.

THE SHENANIGANS.

Y e s

Whenever any of the Crusaders meet up, the ghosts all sit together and start exchanging gossip and updates on what’s going on

Wamuu is the only person who can get Dio under control simply on the principle of Not Taking Any Of His Shit and also being the only person who can consistently beat him “physically,” and Caesar absolutely talks about all the dumb shit Joseph did when he was younger and teaches the new guys all the ins and outs of being a ghost

Ofc, this also can add an extra layer of worry about if/when any of the three they’re haunting die, since there’s a pretty good chance that they’re going to pass on after that. Sure they’ll all be reunited in whatever after life exists, but who knows how long that could take given this dangerous the Crusader’s line of work is

But ALSO with more crack, the six getting up to all sorts of shenanigans on the rare occasions they’re all together, since More Ghosts = More Power To Move Things

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Out of curiosity, what are some of your favorite JoJo ships? (feel free to ignore this ask, ships can be a can of worms and a half)

I don’t mind! And since I am a multi shipper, in order to save time I’ll just go over the ones I like the most :D

Phantom Blood: Jonathan x Speedwagon x Erina because I can’t pick between the two separate ships so Poly

Battle Tendency: Caejose or Joseph x Caesar x Suzie, because of the same reasons

Stardust Crusaders: AVPOL MY BELOVED 💖💖💖, and I’m also partial to Jotakak because of the Vibes

Diamond is Unbreakable: Josuyasu because those two were gay as hell for eachother, however I’ve also been dragged into Josukoi(Josuke x Koichi) via some art and fics, which is slowly leading me to “what if the main three just. Poly” ideas

Golden Wind: Bruabba because Jesus FUCK they were so whipped did you SEE their first meeting scene because I swear to god-

Stone Ocean: Jolyne x Hermes x Foof, because they’re just. So very very gay for each other

And I haven’t read SBR or Jojolion, but I has seen a lot of fan stuff for Jonny and Gyro as well as Josuk8 and Yasuho, so I’ll see how that goes when I read it