Author Note(s): Heyo! I appreciate the request! <3 I will warn in advance that I'm only gonna be doing JoBros parts 1-6, I'm still getting through the anime and I don't feel good about accidentally misrepresenting the characters! I think I'll do an update once I get through the other parts however. :)
ALSO! I have already done the Bucci Gang types, but I'll do 'em again kind of as a small revamp since I'm not sure if I'm really proud of that one.
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Warning(s): All featured characters will be 21+ if they aren't already! Fluff, possible spelling or grammar errors, so apologies in advance for that. Reader for Speedwagon is a man, rest are gender neutral reader! Just some personal headcanons. Lowkey a little suggestive on Caesar??? Just me saying I think he's a bottom.
Word Count: 1,249.
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₊˚⊹ ᰔ Robert E. O. Speedwagon
𖹭 Men. Big, muscular men. Ones that smell good too.
𖹭 I stand by the theory that Speedwagon is gay, there are a lot of things to point to this, and I believe he was madly in love with Jonathan, so generally, Jonathan is his type.
𖹭 He likes a strong man with a good head on his shoulders and a heart of gold. A man who believes in mercy and second chances.
𖹭 Now his S/O doesn't have to be muscular, that was a joke… Kind of. He's a fan of most body types, but he does like his men on the bigger side. Just as long as they are a good person who loves him deeply and protects him like he does them, then he's happy.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Caesar Zeppeli
𖹭 Ah, the womanizer. He makes just about any woman swoon for him. But imagine this: An unphased, unimpressed, dominant S/O that makes HIM swoon.
𖹭 Listen, hear me out. He's trying EVERYTHING to get their attention, he even resorts to begging. That’s how we like our men, amirite? (Idk why I'm obsessed with bottom Caesar bro, it just feels right).
𖹭 He more than likely met them around the beginning when Lisa Lisa first took him under her wing. They were a student before him, and he tried to shoot his shot, he expected it to work. He was shocked when they shot him down so quickly, and he's worked since that day to get their attention.
𖹭 Made it his mission to be someone his S/O can depend on in fights, as well, first time they met, his S/O kicked his ass and put him in his place when he was being way too cocky. Still reckless as ever, but he's persistent, and he manages to catch their heart… Eventually.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Noriaki Kakyoin
𖹭 “If I ever fall in love, I'd want it to be like someone like her.” — Kakyoin talking about Holly.
𖹭 Kakyoin is attracted to more warm, stable individuals. Someone who can provide comfort and understand him deeply is what attracts him the most.
𖹭 That being said, it's clearly been stated that he doesn't relate to people who are non-stand users, so, he would not be with someone who wasn't a stand user. It's a big part of him, and he wants that to be understood by his S/O.
𖹭 I feel like it'd be sometime after the battle with Dio that he finally meets “the one”. It probably helps that if they were a stand user, they would also be involved in the investigations with himself, Jotaro, Polnareff and Avdol had been set off on (plus it's just more time to spend with them).
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Jean Pierre Polnareff
𖹭 Love at first sight for Polnareff to be honest–Well, more of he was definitely attracted to his S/O when they first met. They were traveling with the Stardust Crusaders when they first encountered each other. When he decided to join, he got to know them better.
𖹭 And boy, did that man FALL. His S/O would have a kind heart, someone who doesn't poke fun at him, laughs at his jokes, and someone who has his back when he needs it most.
𖹭 Polnareff finds value in his S/O's sincerity and need to help others. THAT IS HIS TYPE. Someone who is selfless in their actions and expects nothing in return.
𖹭 Although he will give everything in return because that's just how he rolls and he doesn't like to be the only one on the receiving end of everything. That man is your knight in shining armor and will always act like it, he will fight for you.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Okuyasu Nijimura
𖹭 Okuyasu first meets his S/O at Trattoria Trussardi, where he decided to work when college didn't work out. He worked currently as a waiter, (before moving too sous chef later on), and it was just a normal day before his future S/O entered, looking for a meal.
𖹭 Okuyasu thought you were smoking hot and quickly took on your table to serve you. He wasn't subtle in the least, he made it clear he was very attracted to you. He flirted, he gave compliments, even playfully teased you about being a nerd for studying while waiting for dinner. The conversation flowed easy and everything felt natural.
𖹭 His S/O never makes him feel dumb despite the differences in intelligence, they don't make him feel bad for his decisions. For his decision to drop out of college, to work in a restaurant instead, to study food prep–His S/O is encouraging, and really laidback.
𖹭 Works extra hard to impress you by simply making a perfect meal for you without Tonio's help. He confesses his affections that way and is over the moon when you accept.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Bruno Bucciarati
𖹭 With Bruno, he's known his S/O basically forever. When he first joined Passione, you were there too, and you were the first friendly face, a calm within the storm.
𖹭 You both basically grew up together and worked in Passione together side-by-side, providing comfort and a calm that resonated deeply with him.
𖹭 His S/O's calming, warm and loving personality made him fall deeply and kept him going throughout the events of Golden Wind. The night before the final standoff, he finally confessed. It almost felt like a final goodbye in a way.
𖹭 After the events of Golden Wind, you retired to be more of a stay-at-home partner, which Bruno appreciated and–Although he was worried, he knew you could take care of yourself.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Guido Mista
𖹭 Friends to lovers trope for Mista, all the way. Sure he flirts with ladies and is a bit of a ladies man, but he's the type to fall for his best friend and get all flustered randomly about it.
𖹭 It was after Mista joined Passione, did his S/O join soon after, and he was quick to make the first impression and get them comfortable, which worked!
𖹭 Immediate besties, although, his S/O was much quieter than him. The best thing about them, he thinks, is the fact they can bring out different sides of each other they didn't expect to show.
𖹭 His quieter S/O helps ground him and appreciate the quieter moments together, when to settle down more comfortably. Then, Mista brings out the more louder side of you, laughing more freely, allowing yourself to be loud, to freely express yourself. There is a balance that you both give each other.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Ermes Costello
𖹭 She is a deeply loyal woman who would fight a bear for you, she is that loyal. I think she is a woman who expects this loyalty in return! She finds loyalty to be her biggest thing, and she wants you to both be each other's ride-or-dies.
𖹭 She also prefers someone who isn't easily scared away by her quick-temper and rough edges. She also wants someone who's got intelligence, at the very least street-smart. She can't stand it when someone is dumb, which is understandable.
𖹭 Someone grounding, practical and able to hold their own in a fight is honestly a perfect fit for her. Absolutely perfect.
𖹭 I believe she is also partial to someone who isn't overly physically affectionate too. I feel like someone being overly affectionate would throw her off and lowkey make her feel a little awkward.
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