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Oliver: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday

Piko: What

Lui: He almost got kidnapped

Piko: Oh okay

Piko: wait wHAT-

Lui: I'm having a hard time deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult.

Piko: We've been here for HOURS. Please, just pick a plant already.

Lui: Can I have a big wooden spoon?

Piko: Why?

Lui: To hit people.

Piko: No.

Lui: But I told the truth.

Piko, floating down a river: What’s this? Why doesn’t anyone I know listen to a word I say?

Lui, as he floats past him: That’s because you also listen to nothing others say.

Piko: Ah, I see.

Oliver: Hey Lui! Have you written your letter to Santa yet?

Lui: No... Santa isn’t-

Piko, breaking through the wall and putting his hand over his mouth: ISN’T ACCEPTING LETTERS AT THE MOMENT

Oliver:

Oliver: Oh okay.. that makes sense. I gotta go! See you guys later!

Lui: Piko! What was that for?

Piko, releasing Lui: We- we haven't told him yet

[The squad as undercover cops]

Drug Dealer: Are you wearing a wire?

Piko, through the ear piece: Say no.

Lui: He told me to say no.

Piko: Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.

Lui: Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Piko:

Piko: I don’t think that’s how it goes.

Piko, thinking: I can’t let him know that I work at Starbucks!

Lui: My name’s Lui.

Piko: Loony’s a nice name!

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