#Pimmelgate in Arda
Do you remember #Pimmelgate?
A few years ago a German politician had the flat of some guy raided, who called him a Pimmel (childish word for dick) on twitter. So, naturally, everybody started calling him 1 Pimmel. Stickers, very similar to the ones I drew here were EVERYWHERE.
So I thought: Who in the Silm would react in the same way? I have three suspects... (if you have more ideas for people in the Silm, who would have peoples homes raided for calling them 1 Pimmel, please tell me. I might draw them too lol)
The translation is as follows:
Melkor's: Morgoth you are such a dick!
Melkor: Search his flat!
Mairon's:
Sauron, you are such a dick!
Feanor's:
Feanor you are such a dick!
Feanor: Attack!

















