Dec 23, 2014
OH MY GOD MMKAY SO I WAS BLOGGING, RIGHT, UNKNOWING THAT MY DAD IS STANDING OVER MY SHOULDER AND SO I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, LOOKING AT BIRDS, AND THEN I GET A NOTIFICATION FROM TUMBLR AND, OK. MY DAD ISN'T AN IMPRESSIVELY SCARY GUY. BUT WHEN HE SPEAKS, IT IS DEEP AS A KAIJU'S ROAR. SO THE NOTIFICATION POPS UP AND I HEAR THIS MUMBLE RIGHT IN MY EAR: "who's pimpnuggetuniverse and why are they following you" I JUST ABOUT HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH MY PHONE OH DEAR OILED NICOLAS CAGE HELP M E
