#pineapples rambles

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GUYS HAN JISUNG GOT A FUCKING LIZARD HES SO CUTE IM GONNA EAT HIM

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When a shitty Wardstan comments on one of your posts from A YEAR AND A HALF AGO trying to fight. What is it with this Ward disease? How is it still spreading? I’m tired. Consider yourself blocked, bitch.

I’ve essentially left the fandom and people are STILL trying to pretend that there’s good to see in him and insist on telling me about it. Wat. 

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hey so um i finally found a picture of hannie i haven't seen before...

i'm just gonna leave this here for everyone...

what's his fucking deal?

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yeah ok fuck it im a 3RACHA bias

^in case yall forgot what they look like

anyway they’re all my baby girls but they could all bench press me and that’s just how I like it 🙂

I think im gonna die in this …… HOUSE

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙨

just an appreciation post for some of my fav authors 💕 there is more under the cut, but my fic recs for those are nsfw ones :)

@jisunggy

LOVE love LOVE their fic Meet Me at the Finish Line. Chef's kiss. Go read it. honestly every single piece of their work is immaculate

@skzophreniic

when i tell you my life changed after i read her fic U, i'm not lying. it's absolutely beautiful.

also also also i know it's passed christmas now but i recently read hurricane too and oh boy, i'm in LOVE with your writing OP holy shit

@channieyus

ok it's not a skz fic but i am obsessed with her P1Harmony smau, Parasocial. absolutely delicious op thank you for your service

@aliceskzfan

also not skz but if y'all haven't seen weak hero class stop reading this post and go watch it rn. anywayyy, Sweet Company is a personal fav. i love baku. i love himbos.

@lililixie

my queen. i love her fake texts!! tears... about changbins ab reveal... 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️

and mastermind... yessir. (i am actually really bad at math though)

if you're looking for a good felix fic too, august is absolutely genius and i wish i could kiss your brain

@starlostjisung

go. read. everything. right. this. second. but if you wanna know where to start, lace and ruin is great, group work... what's better than nerd!sung? nerd!sung and nerd!seung 🙂‍↕️

if you're looking for some channie recs, truth or dare also features lee know and it made me feel some things 😊 if you're also obsessed with silver chan like i am, silver hair is a good rec for you

also i can't talk about andy without mention the wheel of pleasure series. like omg. omg. omg. i can't even form the right words it's just absolutely beautiful. (it's poly skz so go read it. if you've read it already, go read it again)

@iconicallyher

beautiful beautiful writing. fwb!chan is a personal fav... discovered some stuff about myself...

also if you're going to know anything about me, it's that i love a chan x reader x lee know... so at the same damn time absolutely ruined me.

@sailorracha

ok listen very carefully to me, Show Me Where and Game Over i think about both of these too much like i love loser!han yes please i want more

@pineappleonmyburger

if y'all are looking for some absolutely immucalte, jaw-dropping poly! smut let me put you on Beg For Forgiveness, Have a Turn, Let Me Watch Baby and if you want to eat up some yummy changbin, look no further than Let Me

@ghostlyscripture

hehehe minsung x reader smut hehehe, a movie snack for two also i'm going to reveal something to you all... perv!sung is a weakness for me... i... i will not elaborate. but hypotheticals... yes.

@leeknowlore

every single piece of work is beautiful and i think deserves an award or something. i don't have enough words to say, but here is a list of my favs haha. where i land, spiderhan 🙂‍↕️ , make him snap !!, take me down 😮

@prod-jeekies

um taped shut is filthy in a way i didn't know i would love... but i absolutely did discover some things about myself... also also also bimbo! reader chronicles might actually just be my fav series out here... 100% cotton is more perv!sung 🙂‍↕️

anyway that's it for now... i didn't realise how many i tagged until now.... but i love you all so... sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️ ... thank you beautiful authors for writing such amazing work! i hope you know we appreciate your efforts!

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han jisung. i love you.

in regards to this post

i found the video of han singing don't say with that freak ass caption

dear fellow fanfic writers, i am no strong enough to write the fic for this one. however, in case anyone was curious, my birthday is the same as hyunjins!! march 20!! just incase anyone wanted to start writing a fic for me as a present... just incase... y'know you got some time until march...

anyway i''m surprised tumblr let me upload this 10 hour version of this clip? weird. i'm gonna sit here and watch it all.

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call yourself my quokka one more time han jisung and i am FLYING TO KOREA NO ONE NO BODY CAN STOP ME

also this means you’re officially taller than me 🤭

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HEY SO WHAT THE FUCK?

tagging my hyunjin girls in case they were not notified of this shit @lizal1cious @emmiesoverthemoon @ylstacy