#pip truths

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The pip hate bandwagon is kind of ridiculous because like on one hand yeah joking around and being all exaggerated because fuck landlords is fine with nuance but so much people are doing it to the point that like. You guys understand he's like 7 and has a sanitized kiddy view of landlords as kids tend to do. right. Right

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I change my mind about Pip hes my son now

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i wanna see more fanart of stubb parenting pip. lets fish with papa

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I hate pip.

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muahaha anthro maker anon back at it again... Randomly assorted side characters!!1!! Based mostly on first appearances... Not really an order. Not every side character because I'll either do them later or forgot or have no ideas.

Hopkins: cottontail rabbit

Aya: Manokit (Manokits have a distinct eye type that make them squint a lot,,!! Just like Aya)

Yuri: dutch angel dragon

Hermann: Rottweiler

Aseah: Scalie Dragon

Gubo: Black Bear

Aida: Rattlesnake/Mouse hybrid 4 fun

Sonya: Polar Bear

Effie: red wolf

Saude: Tanuki

Kromer: Hyena

Demian: Salamander

Papa Bongy: chicken. Jts. Self explanatory

Dongbaek: fennec fox (drifting fox ...???)

Dongrang: bighorn sheep/mongoose hybrid

Pilot: Fluffy Raptor (like. Dinomask species.)

Captain Ahab: Shark/Wolverine hybrid

Starbuck: Alligator or Crocodile

Pip: Sea Otter

Queequeg: Manokit (for a different reason than Aya, the "Mano" in manokit is derived from the Hawaiian word for shark and queequeg is a Pacific islander in the book iirc. Do you get the vision)

Hindley: i know what happens but. Beagle/border Collie hybrid , more bc

Cathy: Beagle/border Collie hybrid, more beagle

Herbert (THE tcorp guy): Protogen/Primagen (idk where this came from. Hes not like Nemo or Dante with the Nonhumans head I just think semi robotic Herbert is cool)

La Manchaland's Don Quixote: Pegasus

Bari: Jaguar

Nicolina: Fox Bat

Jia Xichun: Eastern Dragon or Qilin

Wei: Ocelot (hybridized a stallion semi- permanently from bolus)

Zilu: Mink (like Wei, hybridized with a rabbit semi- permanently from bolus)

Zigong: Pronghorn

Jia Qiu: Qilin

Jia Huan: Eastern Dragon EXCLUSIVELY

Little Huan: Eastern Dragon or Qilin

Xue Baochai: Chinese Water Deer

Xue Pan: Chinese Water Deer. But. Zombieish. Jiangshi

Lin Daiyu: Chinchilla

Lei Heng: "Golden" Patterned Tiger

Ill do more later. I'm tired . I also still haven't made up my mind with the Jia family.

-🐾 anthro maker anon

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cwht pequod crew ranking

Ishmael: 9/10, extremely cool

Ahab: 8/10, I like her more than book Ahab

Queequeg transcends the rankings, she is a perfect being crafted by the gods themselves, and she's also really pretty

Starbuck: 6/10, he's fine but he's partially responsible for annoying white girls who have horribly specific coffee orders

Stubb: 4/10, he's boring

Pip doesn't deserve a ranking, i hate him with a passion and he should of died in the ocean Stubb left him in. I just hate kids and landlords.

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I was gone for a bit, now I’m back

Canto 5:

Olga-cis lesbian she/her

Rain-trans man, gay he/him

Mika-cis bisexual she/her

Pilot:nonbinary bisexual they/him

Ahab: Cis lesbian she/her

Queequeg: nonbinary sapphic she/they

Starbuck: transmasc asexual he/they

Pip: cis gay he/him

Stubb:cishet (I dislike him, especially in the original novel lmao)

Rim: transmasc, bi he/they

Ricardo: (this might be my most controversial take ever but it’s my truth) trans man, gay he/him

Indigo Elder: cis, bi he/him

Smee:trans woman, sapphic she/her

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i feel maternal over pip

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