#piperilla

[memesticons]

Piper: You look different.

Willa: My ‘mother’ gave me a haircut.

Piper: Was she mad at you?

[memesticons]

Piper: What’s up, Willa?

Willa: What’s up, bitch?

Piper: [giggling] Stop.

Willa: [sticks out her tongue] Bitch.

Piper: [slams herself against a locker]

[memesticons]

Zarya: I don't want to lie anymore.

Kitty: Zarya–

Malvaron: Lie about what?

Zarya: [sighs] It's Kitty. I've been dating Kitty.

Everyone: ...

Everyone: KITTY??!!

Arkayna: [stands up] Zarya's not the only one!

Doug: [gasps] You're dating Kitty, too?

Arkayna: What? No– I...

Arkayna: [sighs] Em's always been my best friend, but now I love her.

Emerald: [stands up and hugs Arkayna]

Kasey: Wait a minute...

Kasey: [counting with his fingers] Zarya and Kitty... Arkayna and Emerald? You mean...

Kasey: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MALVARON SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING??

Malvaron: Babe...

Piper: [uncontrollably sobbing] I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Zarya: Wait, you have a girlfriend?

Piper: Yeah... she's one of the Vexicons, Willa.

Doug: [throws his hands in the air] Now wait a gosh-darned second!

Everyone:

Doug: Is there anybody else who's going to come out?

Everyone: ...

Neeko: [materializes out of nowhere] I don't like anyone!

[memesticons]

Piper: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Willa: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

[memesticons]

Willa: Someone will die.

Piper: Of fun!

[memesticons]

Willa: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Piper: Huh?

Willa: IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

[memesticons]

Piper: (does something silly)

Willa: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you

Piper: What?

Willa: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[memesticons]

Willa: If I were to cut off my leg and swing it at you, would I be kicking you or hitting you?

Piper: You'd mentally scar me, more than anything