Nov 4, 2020
Piper: You look different.
Willa: My ‘mother’ gave me a haircut.
Piper: Was she mad at you?
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Piper: You look different.
Willa: My ‘mother’ gave me a haircut.
Piper: Was she mad at you?
Piper: What’s up, Willa?
Willa: What’s up, bitch?
Piper: [giggling] Stop.
Willa: [sticks out her tongue] Bitch.
Piper: [slams herself against a locker]
Piper: You're the kind of person people write songs about :)
Willa: "Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj
Willa: Someone will die.
Piper: Of fun!
Willa: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Piper: Huh?
Willa: IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
Piper: (does something silly)
Willa: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you
Piper: What?
Willa: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID
Willa: If I were to cut off my leg and swing it at you, would I be kicking you or hitting you?
Piper: You'd mentally scar me, more than anything
Willa: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
Piper: No! Thats not how you make cookies!
Willa: FLOOR IT??!
Piper: NO!
Willa: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!
Piper: WILLA YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE STRONGHOLD DOWN
Willa: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Piper: WILLA PLEASE-