#piratearadia

[bluebeetle]

piratearadia

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palehottubinternet submitted: Put yourself in...

Holy shit this is almost a perfect parallel to the random seething message I got along the EXACT SAME LINES. They were beseeching me to preach how evil EquAra was to my followers… I was like lol k I’ll get right on that.

omg really

bc clearly you care that fucking much about it

i checked the tag and theres a few versions of this floating around and its... wow. tyson, randi, and i honestly all got a good laugh from it (i showed them it at lunch) 

omfg lmao what is WITH this person i can get hating a ship but this is?? a bit much?? dont you think???

[taxidermy-bat]

Do ALL OF THEM

every fuxking time…………..

1. Go apple picking V.S. Go on a hay ride: apple picking! i want to go pick some apples so bad this fall

2. Scary V.S. Sweet: sweet all the way all i do in fall is bake for my family

3 Sweaters V.S. Boots: SWEATERS AAA good luck trying to rip my sandals from my cold dead feet

4. Socks V.S. Mittens: socks, to go with my horrendous sandals

5. Bonfires V.S. Football: bonfires tf

6. Trick or Treating V.S. Watch Scary movies: neither tbh both r too scary for me

7. Apple Pie V.S. Pumpkin Pie: APPLESSS

8. Halloween V.S. Thanksgiving: thats rough bc i love when beetlejuice is on tv all day but i also would kill a man for thanksgiving dinner

9. Bake Pie V.S. Bake Cookies: COOKIES!!!!AAAAAAAAAAA

10. Rain V.S. Fog: rain<33

11. Black Cats V.S. Owls: black cats! i want to adopt one. 

12. Ghosts V.S. Wizards:  fake movie ghosties

13. Harry Potter V.S. Halloweentown: halloweentown tf

14. Go Hiking V.S. Sleep in: HIKING! I LOVE A GOOD LEAF

15. Cinnamon V.S. Nutmeg: sinnamon 

16. Reading V.S. Writing: writing imo

17. Hot Chocolate V.S. Tea: tea!

18. Live in a Cabin In a Forest V.S. Have it be fall 24/7: cabin in a forest….with wifi

19. Candy Apples V.S. Caramel Apples: caramel ON the apples 

20. Blankets V.S. Pillows: blankets for optimal coziness 

21. Roasted marshmallows V.S. Roasted Chestnuts: mallows or death

22. Coffee V.S. Apple Cider: coffee, apple cider is nastee

23. Red Leaves V.S. Orange Leaves: red leaves :O

24. Braids V.S. Bows: bows! i wanna wear some!

25. Scented Candles V.S. The Smell of Fresh Baked Goods: smell of fresh baked goods, like when im walking home and i can smell my mom making dinner rolls all the way down the street

26. Carve Pumpkins V.S. Make Pumpkin Pie: pumpkin carnage >:o

27. Pumpkin Spice Lattes V.S. Chai Tea Lattes: CHAI TEA LATTES HOLY FUCK

28. Coats V.S. Oversized Sweaters: thats tough, i have a lot of fav jackets but my fav oversized sweater might win this one

29. Beanies V.S. Berets: beanies, berets dont survive 

30. Candy Corn V.S. Peanut Butter Cups: peanut butter cupss

31. S'mores V.S. Apple Crisp: how dare,

32. Jump In a Pile of Leaves V.S. Swing on a Tire Swing: pile of leaves! they b smellin good

33. Corn Maze V.S. Haunted House: corn maze, i cry in haunted houses

34. Bob For Apples V.S. Visit a Pumpkin Patch: pumpkin patch to pick my next victim

35. Whipped Cream on Hot Chocolate V.S. Marshmallows on Hot Chocolate: whipped cream, mallows r for roastin silly 

[taxidermy-bat]

B E Y O N C E (ok i know there's two Es in this, just pick a letter you wanna do that you haven't been asked yet lmao)

omg………

B (birthday)- july 30th, mark ya calendars for next year yall

E (easiest person to talk to?)- ………….U, u absolute turd 

Y (your last time you cried?)- uhh….3 days ago???lmao

O (one wish?)- already answered but another wish is to SWIM WITH SOME SEALS i wanna pat them 

N (number of siblings?)- three brothers and a sister 

C (crushing on?)- aaron taylor johnson i love him so much askjdhf

and ofc ive just answered E so i pick…………

D (last drink you had?)- arizona iced tea

[bluebeetle]

Hello beautiful! I just want u to know that you're wonderful and John and Randi and I are pulling for you rn okay? <3 You'll get through this! U are tough af and also, bomb as hell. We need to chalk soon! We all rly wanna hang out with you n the nerd captain themself v soon. In the meantime, treat yourself to something good! Idk, Starbucks or something. You deserve it! <33 You're 10000% great and you're gonna be ok!

thank you very much this means a lot to me unu

yeah we do!! thatd be nice. hopefully we can get that arranged 

im going 2 the mall tomorrow so ill probably get some there thank you

i hope u dont mind me publishing this i cant see it again if i answer it privately unu 

thank you again

[taxidermy-bat]

CAPAILL UISCE CAPAILL UISCE CAPAILL UISCE CAPAILL UISCE

IM TRYING TO BE COOL ON THE INTERNET but also i will draw u…some monster horses

[orange-yarn]

Pssst hello again. First off: your cosplay is lovely! Secondly: how did you go about doing your necklace(s)? I have unexpectedly been handed the challenge to throw together Wanda for a con at the end of this month (eeek) and am looking for ideas! <3

Hello, friend! Aww, thank you you much! I know my students got a kick out of it (none of the other teachers took superhero day that seriously, lol) and it was a ton of fun!

I only have one necklace so far, I’m working on collecting more (I’m also going to a con at the end of this month). Mine is right here on Hot Topic. The front is a red human heart, and the back is a working watch. It was kind of perfect. I think it’s currently on sale, even.

Anyway, I hope this helps!

[taxidermy-bat]

Hi bab <3

(ily <3)

what goes around, comes back around

please dry your eyes, young girl dont cry, you’re beautiful 

we were kind of feral, wicked little machines 

i feel weak, we’ve been here before 

if they take my hand, will it be to burn me or to say amen 

[bluebeetle]

Hi!

Up in the morning

Paranoia is in bloom

I was left to my own devices

The stars are blind my love

Making my way downtown