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Day 1400

Could I have a name, please? Everything is uncertain and I don't feel quite ready. I offer my softest blanket and a handmade needle felt raven

Septentrio

skulltober day 1: roe deer

Etoile and Car'te as magical girls

Car’te is a magical familiar

piratedllama

replied to your post

“god it’s so depressing reading the Portland news rn like the feds are...”

god the worst part is seeing ppl comment "there wouldnt be protests if those silly libs had GUNS" under literally any protest news

personally my least favorite is, "If they weren’t violent insurrectionists this wouldn’t happen! play stupid games win stupid prizes :)”

which is parroted by the same people saying if da libs had guns everything would be fine.

then again it’s portland so it’s not libs, it’s ~antifa~

piratedllama replied to your post: it’s come to a point where I have to drink 2...

tfw u build up too much caffeine tolerance and now nothing will keep u awake

my grandma’s housekeeper used to give me secret coffees from the time I was 7 so it’s not very shocking that this has happened

piratedllama replied to your post “on a scale of 1-10 how scary is alien I’m about to watch it and I...”

uhh well maybe like a 4 or a 5? i dont remember the cat but it's honestly more gross than scary

okay okay noted okay

piratedllama replied to your post “can we make large white patches of dry shampoo in ur hair the new hot...”

bro u just take a little dab, rub it on ur hands, comb it through ur hair with ur fingers

instructions weren’t clear enough I got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan

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